Elizabeth Kapa: Injures Fiance's Penis In Wee Hours Fracas

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Elizabeth Kapa: Alleged penis-yanker
The wedding plans of Elizabeth Kapa and her fiance seem to have gone deeply awry.

Police in Alexandria, Louisiana say that Kapa, an attractive brunette, inked woman in her mid-20s, came home at 4 a.m. Sunday and found her fiance in bed. An argument ensued, which turned physical. At some point, police say, Kapa ripped her lover's pants off his body and grabbed his penis in such a way that caused him pain.

Since the attack was directed at his genitals, Kapa is charged not with domestic assault, but instead with sexual battery by forcible fondling, though that "fondling" part seems a bit of a misnomer. She could get ten years in the Louisiana pen...

Elsewhere on the 'net, we found news of the couple's engagement.

Apparently a Fall 2012 wedding had been planned. Here's hoping for the guy's sake that he yanked, grabbed, twisted and pulled those plans off the table as soon as he tucked his injured junk back into his drawers.

And it does indeed appear that there will be no wedding bells for this unhappy couple. A key detail was shared by the Alexandria news outlet thetowntalk.com: Police say they also found the charred remnants of a wedding dress in Kapa's apartment.

Did Kapa torch her own wedding dress in a moment of high histrionics? Or did the fiance do it because she was out painting Alexandria red 'til 4 a.m.?

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BantheCam
BantheCam

Look at the ugly tattooed ho. Women have no class these days. I guess their parents are too busy working to give a crap.

Ribalding
Ribalding

Speaking from experience, I can honestly say this is the most reliable way to have fun in the Alexandria/Pineville metroplex.

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

That, and getting high off the ambient aromas of the 47 paper mills in the area.

Joel Z Williams
Joel Z Williams

that sucks, but at least he can heal from it. There's no coming back for what that woman did just a while back when she cut it off and threw it in the garbage disposal.

Kuei
Kuei

American trailer trash.

Krystle727
Krystle727

Ive been reading this site for sometime now, and felt like I should let you know. You are an old, ugly and repulsive creature. Your posts are always ignorant inflammatory ramblings of a loser who probably lives a rather pathetic life. You probably are a passive little bitch in your sad life so you get your decrepit jollies off acting like a BIG MAN online. And btw , you should now a whole bunch about white trash since you live in Idaho, where white trailer trash goes to die.... : )

Scott
Scott

This is a fine romance

Bill
Bill

Don't worry, Scott.  They will still get married, have a half dozen children (Billy Wayne, Krystal, Bobby Wayne, Crista, Jimmy Wayne, and Dusti) and commence to entertaining their neighbors and the police for the next 20 years with their weekly domestic dispute calls. 

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

Actually, from what I can tell, the dude at least is a cut above that ilk...

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