Caption This: Football Hero Rick Perry on His Knees

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Another installment in our occasional series of "Caption This," in which no fabulous door prizes or take-home games are awarded.

Above is a screen-cap from EA Sports' video of Governor Rick Perry as an Aggie quarterback, which is a step up from his actual role as an Aggie cheerleader yell leader. We await the EA video where Perry is shown actually funding public education at a decent level.

Anyway, what's a good caption for this?

-- Let's just see what Jesus thinks about that play call

-- Your eyes are freaking me the hell out, sir

-- Why yes, I find the palm of my hand unduly fascinating

Have at it (and we can guess where some of you will take it)....

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AC
AC

...but Coach, all of god's creatures, great and small are precious. For instance, this aborted fetus that I found on the field, we must find it's parents.

Paul
Paul

Now coach.......there seems to be a problem.......this play seems to be drawn up to go left.....

Harumph
Harumph

"Psst, coach. I had all the wide-outs cover their hands in santorum... Wait, what? Stickem? What's stickem?"

JK
JK

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we want to thank you on this day of Christian prayer for myself. We ask that you rain down migraines on Michelle Bachmann and grant your prophet the forttude to go ahead and call a special Texas emergency session to approve helicoptor hunting of illegals along the Texas border. Send me, in your infinite wisdom, Lord Baby Jesus, to go forth and put the white back into the White House, where I can fulfill my dream of seceding Texas from the Union from on high. Amen.

Tunnel Mole
Tunnel Mole

"Dear tiny, angelic 8-lb Baby Jesus (whether you're wearing a tee-shirt that looks like a tux or not), PUH-LEASE let this referee -- or umpire or whatever he is in your Kingdom -- find it fit and just to punish me. Mercilessly!!!"That is, if my stance is wide enuff."Not that there's anything wrong with that."Amen and hallelujah"

Mark
Mark

Oh my God! I better brace myself! I'm sure Obama gonna try and stick to Texas again!

Ihp12
Ihp12

"We've got a great conference coach.  There's absolutely no reason to change it. But if UT continues to whoop our ass every year, you know, who knows what might come out of that. 

Guest
Guest

Ok, Coach. I'm takin' a knee. Is there anything you special you had in mind for me to do while I'm down here? Anything? [bats eyes coquettishly]

M Dylanosborne
M Dylanosborne

Now Dubya, I didn't think we were doing this anymore...

Jacques Strappe
Jacques Strappe

Who does a guy have to blow to get a groin massage around here?!?!

GOP Shill
GOP Shill

When do we get to the showering part?

KAC
KAC

Hope this helmet doesn't mess with my hair.

Honey_Badger
Honey_Badger

Praying shortly before his massively failed Hail Perry pass.

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