7 Reasons Transformers 3 Made Me Want to Kill Myself

I love it when people exaggerate about how bad a movie is... "I slept 3 hours and when I woke up, I knew the whole story", "it was so bad I wanted to kill myself", "this movie sucked so bad, I built a coffin to bury myself in", "I hated this so much, I slapped my mother for giving birth to me." really people? Cmon.... The movie made a billion dollars... please. A billion dollars means people not only watched it, they kept paying to come back and watch it again.  It's amazing the lame exaggeration people will say to express hatred. Who's next for "I hate this movie so much, I burned down the theater, beat the box office man and cursed his soul to eternal damnation for selling me these tickets"? Any takers??

ur a complete twat m8 that film was brill and everyone i no that saw it thought it u dnt have a clu what a good film is wat a dick u r!

Sean, 7 reasons you are afucking idiot.

7: transformers is a multi-milliondollar franchise based on robots from out of space blowing each other up, theaudience viewing this summer spectacular ARE OBVIOUSIY going along to it toadmire the intricate plot devices and heartwarming character development...not.

6: Stating that this movie madeyou want to kill yourself is an immature and exaggerated statement… I’m waiting…

5: Okay, so they are extraterrestrialintelligent sentient beings fighting out an endless civil war on our homeplanet, but oh no!... “cars don't get a single scuff or mark on them”…seriously, THAT’S THE PART OF THIS MOVIE YOU DON’T BELIEVE?!

4: So you are a sport’s commentator or whatever? Maybe stick to thatrather than criticizing something when you can’t even formulate valid ideas and as to why this isn’t a good movie. What youare doing is picking out individual things about this movie you didn’t like,and making witty snide comments in order to try and get people on your side.You are not a movie reviewer! Perhaps write a review when you’ve come up withsomething good to say… or don’t, I would prefer.

3: SORRY I CAN’TTHINK OF A PROPER REASON- enough said.

2: Rosie Huntington-Whiteleywas recently voted the sexiest woman in the world, yet you still wine about hermake-up and clothing not being dirty and torn up enough... Do I have to explainto you what sex appeal is and how many viewers it is capable of bringing alongto see the film?

1: -23 outof 5 stars? Aren’t you a funny boy!

Your a fucking idiot. You need to continue on your sports page loser. It's a movie first of all. Secondly, there transformers. What kind of self living robot wouldn't have some sort of cleaning system. Also optimus prime gets his arm pulled off at the end. Ironhide gets blown up by sentinel prime, who also dies. Oh yaah an alien life form that can't fix a scatch or dent..... Thirdly, bumblebee is the mother fuck in shit, your just mad that it's not your car. Your also mad that your not the one making 29 or so million dollars off of a movie with transforming, talking robots. I do agree that the girl never gets dirty no matter what the situation. Also Sam does a scene where the producers, oh so obviously, set up a perfect little par core section just for him. But it was a little long and drawn out. Other than that the movie was spec-fucking-tacular, and when you see a movie, you should look for real flaws not your personal wants and needs of a movie. You wanna know what bad producing is? Go watch almost any horror movie in the last ummm every one of them. I've never seen a scary movie in my life and vie seen plenty of horror movies, there just not anything they promise ever. Btw any of you others who don't like this movie, I guarantee you all don't really give a shit about the transformers and don't care about the whole message of the movie of the fact that while the deceptions are chill in in space hiding and shit, the autobots were protecting the humans from harming themselves. Dick head people like the guy that wrote this horrible uninformed review, are the same type of people who would go and do some shit like work for the deceptions, or if you would like to go real life with the equation, some Arab or iraqian. Your a dumb little terrorist is all you are. Ass. Shit was off the hook.

Ohh all you haters....this was a great summer movie!  Sure it's not Kubrick, or Terintino but is it supposed to be.  Cant wait for #4 in 2013!

thought it was great.  ended too quickly, other than that, I appreciated what Michael Bay did with a children's toy from the 80's in as much as brining it "to life" in the 2000s is concerned.  It's definitely not a thinker, but I knew that going in.  Most of the things that bothered you might bother me in a movie where I didn't expect those things, but when I saw the trailer for TF: DOTM, I kind of knew what to expect.  I knew the running time before the movie as well.  Chalk it up to different strokes for different folks I figure...

Ok then. You obisously saw just some of the film from the trailer and clips. Honestly I liked it. The effects were great, the explosions were amazing, and decent acting. I would like to see this guy to produce a movie, it's harder than the it looks. Anyway following this review I give this guy a -23 out of five.

If you didn't like the 2nd movie then why did you even bother going to see the 3rd one? Just to vent on a website how bad you thought it was? It's a science-fiction movie, key word "fiction" meaning that it's fake.  Last time I checked, people went to the movies to enjoy themselves; to have fun in an alternative world that doesn't exist (in this case).  No one should care what the critics say to begin with, they should watch a movie & have their own thoughts/opinions about it & judge it for themselves, not based on what anybody else thinks.  If you went to see it & hated it then so be it, but why express your thoughts/opinions in a way that makes you appear as nothing more than a self-centered, egotistical, cocky person who has more than enough time on their hands to whine like a child when it comes to something as insignificant as a movie.  Do the world a favor, get off the 'Transformers hater' bandwagon, get over yourself, & use your time to do something more worth while.

If you guys wanted to watch a story that made sense then dnt watch michael bay he does the graphics and everything

I hate to break this to you...THIS ISN'T SPORTS THIS IS A SCI FI SO GO WATCH A MOVIE THAT HAS SOMETHING to do with SPORT not MICHAEL BAY STUFF cus he likes things as big as Optimus or bigger going around blowing things up not picking up a ball and kicking it! And I suppose you didn't notice the cuts in the "bullet proof skin" because I sure did. And I guess you didn't watch all those cars getting blown up or stepped on? Did u even watch thus movie or did u fall asleep during it?

Shoulda seen 'Horrible Bosses'- it is much better and only about an hour and a half.

I was given tickets to see Transformers 2, which I hated, but the part that made me literally want to walk out - and made my buddy turn to look at me and say, "Are they fucking serious?" - can be summed up in two words: robot heaven. End of story.

A buddy dragged me to see this pile of crap.  (It was his turn to pick the movie.)  The strangely wonderful thing I noticed was despite my taking TWO naps during this movie, I woke up for the last 15 minutes and totally understood what was going on.  I did not miss a thing, despite falling asleep for literally half of it.

Has to be some kind of record.