12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

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The temperatures have finally started getting hot and muggy -- not that we were looking forward to that or anything -- so swimsuit season is almost here.

We went looking for bikini pictures, and on Flickr's Creative Commons page found many from something called The Bikini Open. A dozen of them cried out for glorification via haiku, so we had little choice but to go all 5-7-5 on them.

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The Shopper's Dilemma
Gruene General Store
Why put "open" sign so high?
I try to read; can't

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Lesson Unlearned
Missed "bend over" class
Now I'm completely confused
I feel so alone

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What Isn't Seen
I lean on nothing
Airbrushed out is man giving
To me doggie-style

bikinikick.jpg

Glories of Nature
Thigh-muscled woman
Why wear cheesy boots today?
Oh, right: cow patties

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xtc1357
xtc1357

I just want to suck the bone marrow out of these girls!!!

Major Zonk
Major Zonk

 I'm in the Mood for a " Pastel Pantie Parade" ...followed by the "Floral Print Pantie Invitational"

And for the evenings Entertainment...a Heapin' plate of BBQ &  a Rousing game of Lingerie 

 Football !

TheColoredHand
TheColoredHand

Pics were some of the greats

When the years began with 8's

How these breasts sag now make me ache! 

 

Andy
Andy

Why do people write There are pics to jerk off toDon't bother typing 

Tunnel Mole
Tunnel Mole

Haiku haters hark:

Put on swim burqa instead

Now no need to rhyme

Formica
Formica

Hot chicks with fake boobsDouchebags will be drawn like mothsOh, look! Connelly!*

Beach for me? No way.Creepy photogs getting offDo not turn me on

These girls aren't local?Surfside hiney floss is *paid*?Unpack the car, Fred.

*Just kidding, Mr. Connelly. I loved your haikus. I have spent way too many hours of my life having fun with them, and always appreciate the effort put into a good one.

Mel Sharkskin
Mel Sharkskin

Rich, this Squidbilly really hates you. What did you do, print his mother's mug shot?

CL91
CL91

Unless there is some other kind of haiku (and admittedly I don't know too much about them), then the following are note haikus:

The Shopper's Dilemma

Lesson Unlearned

Glories of Nature

Fear Not

Learning the Rules

A World Askew

It's ok though, for a few reasons. There were still 12 pictures of chicks in bikinis, we can't all be math geniuses, and 0.500 is a damn good batting average in baseball. Call it a wash.

Hair Balls
Hair Balls

Doing haiku sucksIf math is not your strong pointThanks, I edited

CL91
CL91

Don't worry though, with the aforementioned 0.500 average, there's probably a spot in the Astros' lineup for you.

CL91
CL91

Oops, "...are NOT haikus..."

Early Cuyler
Early Cuyler

Connelly you hackYou have run out of ideasYour posts really suck

TTTWLAM
TTTWLAM

Early, you were gone.Things were so much more pleasant.Why come back at all?

Bikini
Bikini

awww, hacked or not, it brings up a laugh, appreciate

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