12 Odd Bikini Pictures: A Haiku Tribute

•  I'm in the Mood for a " Pastel Pantie Parade" ...followed by the "Floral Print Pantie Invitational" And for the evenings Entertainment...a Heapin' plate of BBQ &  a Rousing game of Lingerie   Football !

• Pics were some of the greats When the years began with 8's How these breasts sag now make me ache!   

• Why do people write There are pics to jerk off to Don't bother typing 

• Haiku haters hark: Put on swim burqa instead Now no need to rhyme

• Hot chicks with fake boobs Douchebags will be drawn like moths Oh, look! Connelly!* Beach for me? No way. Creepy photogs getting off Do not turn me on These girls aren't local? Surfside hiney floss is *paid*? Unpack the car, Fred. *Just kidding, Mr. Connelly. I loved your haikus. I have spent way too many hours of my life having fun with them, and always appreciate the effort put into a good one.

• Rich, this Squidbilly really hates you. What did you do, print his mother's mug shot?

• Early, you were gone. Things were so much more pleasant. Why come back at all?

• Don't worry though, with the aforementioned 0.500 average, there's probably a spot in the Astros' lineup for you.

• awww, hacked or not, it brings up a laugh, appreciate

• Doing haiku sucks If math is not your strong point Thanks, I edited

• Oops, "...are NOT haikus..."

• Unless there is some other kind of haiku (and admittedly I don't know too much about them), then the following are note haikus: The Shopper's Dilemma Lesson Unlearned Glories of Nature Fear Not Learning the Rules A World Askew It's ok though, for a few reasons. There were still 12 pictures of chicks in bikinis, we can't all be math geniuses, and 0.500 is a damn good batting average in baseball. Call it a wash.

• Connelly you hack You have run out of ideas Your posts really suck

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