The 15 Worst Astros Baseball Cards

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3. Hunter Pence
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Bad "time" to make "air quotes," Hunter.


2. Ryan Bowen

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People let me tell you about my best friend...


1. Kevin Bass & Billy Hatcher

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A promotional still from Bass & Hatcher, NBC's short-lived buddy-cop series starring the two Astros on the mean streets of Houston around the Astrodome. The pilot episode was preempted by a special edition of The Eyes of Texas where host Ray Miller took us to his favorite whorehouses.

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Sihaya
Sihaya

You worked in a Ray Miller joke!  Well done, old chap.

Chris
Chris

C. Kerfeld was my pitching lessons coach back in 89/90.. Dude taught me how to throw a really wicked curve-ball. So good that Pedro Cerrano couldn't hit it! FWIW, Jay Buhner's bro Ted was my hitting coach.

Guest
Guest

Ah, the memories. I remember watching Charlie Kerfeld play. He always got a few snickers from us. Poor guy.

Flash
Flash

Those last two look like ads for a gay cruise.

Mark
Mark

#2's caption was my favorite. Too funny, Craig. I have almost all of their cards from 1980-1988. I think I'm about 10 years older than you.

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