The 15 Worst Astros Baseball Cards

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6. Larry Andersen
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Larry Andersen wants his daughter home by 10 p.m. or your ass is grass.

5. Craig Biggio

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"Some of the older guys on the team said that we have secret Astros practice on the roof of the Astrodome at midnight tonight..."


4. Phil Garner

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Phil likes going to the beach, antiquing, hiking and making sure that if he can't have you, no one can.
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Sihaya
Sihaya

You worked in a Ray Miller joke!  Well done, old chap.

Chris
Chris

C. Kerfeld was my pitching lessons coach back in 89/90.. Dude taught me how to throw a really wicked curve-ball. So good that Pedro Cerrano couldn't hit it! FWIW, Jay Buhner's bro Ted was my hitting coach.

Guest
Guest

Ah, the memories. I remember watching Charlie Kerfeld play. He always got a few snickers from us. Poor guy.

Flash
Flash

Those last two look like ads for a gay cruise.

Mark
Mark

#2's caption was my favorite. Too funny, Craig. I have almost all of their cards from 1980-1988. I think I'm about 10 years older than you.

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