The Penis-Size Map: One More Reason Texas Should Secede

Categories: Texas, Whatever

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Caution: Some of these estimates are "self-reported."
This map, from the Web site TargetMap, offers a vicious slur on American males when it comes to dick size, clearly giving us the short end of the stick, as it were.

The trouble, as far as we can tell, is that wimpy small-dick states like Vermont and, we don't know, Oregon, are lumped in with Texas.

We're sure if Texas was broken out as a separate entity, that things would look very different indeed. Finally something Rick Perry supports actually makes sense.

One ray of hope: The research behind the map shows that many estimates are "self-reported." Not the U.S's 5.1 inches, which is officially listed as "measured," but Uruguay, South Africa and Peru, among others, we're taking with a grain of salt.

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Johnsmith
Johnsmith

This map is completely bogus...it was thought up by penis enlargement product company..check it out

Goodknight1_1
Goodknight1_1

I don't know who came up with this shit, but appearently they haven't seen the size of my DICK. Like the ole saying goes...."Everythings BIG in Texas"!!!! ;-)

Dude!!!
Dude!!!

Interesting that they have no stats from Israel, Syria, KSA, Lebanon, etc. I have a good word from several women that Semites are well-endowed.

Phil Schidder
Phil Schidder

People in the other countries didn't understand the instructions (which were in English, of course). They were supposed to measure it while flaccid.

Mark
Mark

How far up the ass did they shove the tape measure in the fair, tolerant and diverse countries? And did they release it to it's fullest rebound when done?

Zach Stein
Zach Stein

I think the author of this article, who is the one making a big deal about hypothetical dick measuring online has something to hide... Just saying, if you're that uncomfortable about the aggregate size that you need to prove something, maybe you have a problem.

Guest
Guest

If those rumors that have dogged Rick Perry for years are true, maybe he's been trying to prepare for this day by doing a lot of the sample measurements himself.

Hmmmm
Hmmmm

Does Rick Perry's member cross your mind often?

Guest
Guest

Not really. How often does his member cross your chin?

Hmmmm
Hmmmm

You are the one that brought it up, so that makes you a liar.

Hmmm
Hmmm

What were you searching for when you found this, hmmm?

Wyatt
Wyatt

Dicks, on Google, you dummy, what do you think

Hmmmm
Hmmmm

I wasn't talking to you, halfwit.

USA1
USA1

I see you are still as dumb as a box of hammers, Filenedemarc.

Filenedemarc
Filenedemarc

Hi USA1!! you're back with another handle. How cute.

Wyatt
Wyatt

You're right. I should let you offer you outstanding contributions in peace. Carry on.

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