The Penis-Size Map: One More Reason Texas Should Secede
This map, from the Web site TargetMap, offers a vicious slur on American males when it comes to dick size, clearly giving us the short end of the stick, as it were.
Caution: Some of these estimates are "self-reported."
The trouble, as far as we can tell, is that wimpy small-dick states like Vermont and, we don't know, Oregon, are lumped in with Texas.
We're sure if Texas was broken out as a separate entity, that things would look very different indeed. Finally something Rick Perry supports actually makes sense.
One ray of hope: The research behind the map shows that many estimates are "self-reported." Not the U.S's 5.1 inches, which is officially listed as "measured," but Uruguay, South Africa and Peru, among others, we're taking with a grain of salt.