Presidential Offspring: Seven Very Odd Outcomes of White House Fathers

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Having a president for a father is not easy: The roster of children born to America's chief executives is rife with alcoholics, suicides and failures.

Some, of course, thrive. But still, there are oddities. Here are five (Bonus: Two instances of presidential grandkid weirdness!!)

5. John Van Buren
The son of Martin Van Buren, JVB had three overriding interests in life: drinking, gambling and womanizing. He managed to combine these three on one spectacular night when, according to rumors that were never proven but which dogged him throughout his life, he managed to lose $5,000, his home, and his mistress in a drunken card game. Bonus: The mistress was Elena America Vespucci, a direct descendant of America's namesake, Amerigo Vespucci.

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4. George Washington Adams and John Adams II
John Quincy Adams had three sons; two died very young from alcoholism, one a suicide. (On the other hand, Charles Francis Adams had a distinguished career and might have been a third-generation president with a few breaks.) John is the only presidential son to be married in the White House, but it wasn't a pleasant affair. He married Mary Catherine Hellon, a family friend who had long dreamed of a White House wedding after hearing about James Monroe's daughter's ceremony.

You can't say she wasn't determined: She went out with both George and Charles before, apparently impatient to get on with being the star attraction at a wedding, she became engaged to John. Neither brother attended the event. George, a poetical type with a depressive personality, became increasingly lost in the bottle and eventually threw himself to his death off a ship in New York harbor.

John fared little better: He too became a severe alcoholic and died from it at 31.


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Houmd4xxxx
Houmd4xxxx

What about George W. Bush!?!?!! I understand he's scooping up dog shit in Dallas!

Nate
Nate

While it is pretty cool that President Tyler has grandchildren alive today, they unfortunately did not know him. Tyler died in 1862, and the two surviving grandkids were born in 1924 and 1928. Sixty plus years after his death.

Lyon Tyler (the son of President Tyler, and the father of the two surviving grandkids) was in his 70s when he sired said grandsons...

Hair Balls
Hair Balls

Well, one of my grandfathers died before I was born, but I still know the guy as my grandfather.

John Nova Lomax
John Nova Lomax

That John Tyler has living grandchildren blows my mind.

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