Welcome to the Dollhouse: HAR Listing Photos Overwhelmed by Dolls

Categories: Surreal Estate

dollhouse.jpg
Um, we saw an, uh, movie kinda like this.
​Looking at the exterior photo of 7706 Valley View Lane on the Houston Association of Realtors Web site, everything seems completely normal. One look at the photo gallery tells a different tale.

In what has got to be one of the strangest things in a house photo since that big black dildo on the back of the toilet comes this crazy house of dolls. The listing seems like it ought to read, "Stunning Mid-Century Modern home w/Lead Glass Doors welcoming you into your living area featuring the sunken Living Room & Bricked Fireplace, Lots of Windows...OMG DOLLS!"

In virtually every room, there is at least one doll. Even in the kitchen, there is a sad raggedy doll just flopped on the counter. Given the home's current inhabitants, we recommend the blessing of a shaman or at least an exorcism before the new owners move in.

More pics after the jump.

dollhouse-vertical.jpg
Doll at foot of bed. Check. Doll hanging from dream catcher. EW!

Like this Story?

Sign up for the Weekly Newsletter: Our weekly feature stories, movie reviews, calendar picks and more - minus the newsprint and sent directly to your inbox.

Privacy Policy
Sign up for free stuff, news info & more!

Tools

General

Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places

    Voice Places

    Discover restaurants, nightlife, travel, shopping...

  • VOICE Daily Deals

    VOICE Daily Deals

    Get 50 to 90% off every day on restaurants, movies, massages...

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    More than 10,000 of the BEST things to eat, drink, and experience

  • My Voice Nation

    My Voice Nation

    Join the Village Voice community and get exclusive deals and info

  • Happy Hour

    Happy Hour

    Your local Happy Hour guide at your fingertips

or

Log in or Sign up

Social Connect:

Use your favorite account to access My Voice Nation.


Use your My Voice Nation account to log in:





Forgot password?
or

Sign Up or Log in

Social Connect:

Sign up for My Voice Nation with your preferred network.


Sign up for a My Voice Nation account:



Privacy policy