Rodeo Houston a Bit Too Highfalutin for the Wall Street Journal

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Cowboys don't drink wine? Thems fightin' words.
The Wall Street Journal on Friday ran a story about the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo containing two things we thought we would never see. First, we never thought anyone would accuse the rodeo of being erudite. Second, we never imagined it would be a paper from New York City leveling such a charge. Isn't that where that watered-down salsa in the Pace Picante Sauce commercials is from. Git a rope!

While the piece did make some valid points -- this is the first time in 50 years the Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association wouldn't back the show because the rodeo took out calf roping and steer wrestling during the popular Sunday performances because of the violent nature of the events -- it also made some rather awkward generalizations seemingly more common to a carpet-baggin' yankee than anyone 'round these here parts.

It's not much of a surprise to us when publications, particularly in the northeastern part of our country, confuse Houston with some backwater town full of saloons, tumbleweeds and shit-kicking hicks. We're used to it. But, pardon our surprise when our rodeo is a little too delicate for the hardscrabble cowboys of Manhattan.

They appear shocked we would dare to offer wine to patrons, as if country folk wouldn't be caught dead drinking anything more sophisticated than boxed wine from Wal-Mart. Do they not realize that people who run vineyards are farmers, not doily-dropping socialites?

Hell, we're certain we could find a cowboy or two who would be as happy to sip a robust pinot noir with us just as quickly as they'd knock back a couple of Lone Stars.

Then there's the subtle jab at the rodeo's Go Tejano Day, which they say "caters to the city's growing Hispanic population." Growing? How about grown? Houston is one of the most diverse cities in the country and Texas is built as much on the backs of caballleros as it was on oil barons. In their own story, they quote someone named Baljit Singh -- not exactly John Smith -- which only serves to underline the diversity of our city.

Finally, they mention the fact that Janet Jackson and KISS are in the music lineup. Where exactly have you been, WSJ? We are loathe to admit it, but we saw Leif Garrett at the rodeo in the 1970s because it was the only act booked to the rodeo we could stomach. We would have killed to see KISS because, like many other Houstonians, we don't walk around in ten-gallon hats every day and hum George Strait songs.

The story concludes with this little bit from Jerry Nelson, a rodeo producer and livestock breeder:

Mr. Nelson says a more traditional, bare-bones rodeo he helped put on last weekend in Arcadia, Fla., sold out every day, with 12,000 spectators cramming the stands to watch men ride bulls and wrestle steers.

"They're not there to taste wine or eat cheese or see llamas," he says. "They're there to see rodeo."

Well, congratulations, Mr. Nelson, but, in case you hadn't noticed, Houston isn't exactly a small town in rural Florida. This is a city of two million people. And while we admire your little effort in Arcadia, our rodeo brought in almost 150,000 people...last Wednesday night.

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Josh Webster
Josh Webster

Instead of getting indignant about things like that, I have to laugh. This dumbass (WSJ writer) probably thinks we ride horses to work and wear cowboy hats everywhere. He is the ignoramus, not us Texans. How sophisticated is it to have a view of people that is 100 years out of date? Clearly, the HLSR is a smashing success every year, primarily because it offers something for everyone. What's the name of that cultural festival in NYC that attracts 2,000,000 people every summer? Oh yeah... they don't have one.

Annie
Annie

Two billion is a lot of people. Are you sure you didn't mean to write 2,000,000?

Dude!!!
Dude!!!

Maybe the good folks at the WSJ need to focus less on Rodeo Houston and more on their inability to listen to the so-called "rogues" that forecasted the Great Recession in 2005. Nope, we gotta listen to Alan Greenspam--name misspelled on purpose--"too big to fail."

Duce630
Duce630

What they don't understand is that this is not just a rodeo, it is also a livestock show (and that is how it started) so comparing it to the guy in Florida is hardly apples to apples.

Karen
Karen

I did not realize the rode took out calf roping and steer wrestling. Thanks for letting me know. I might be Countyfairgrounds and cover rodeos but I am also a human who believes just that - these two events are cruel to the animals. People need to grow up. There are many aspects of a well run rodeo that are fun and traditional -

Dave Brook
Dave Brook

Sad...I would never even consider partaking in any rodeo event. I am an avid animal lover and consider these archaic festivities inhumane. Who are these 150,000 people??

Oh Brother
Oh Brother

"...we don't walk around in ten-gallon hats every day and hum George Straight songs." YEAH! That's not a hipster thing to do, even at a rodeo.

Uniquesoul73
Uniquesoul73

GTFOH! What does heck NYC know about Houston?

I<3TEXANS
I<3TEXANS

Please correct spelling in George Stait's name :)

Stump Beefgnaw
Stump Beefgnaw

protip: when you post a comment requesting a spelling correction, don't misspell the same word for which you're requesting a correction

The Heights Life
The Heights Life

Have to wonder how much the Acadia rodeo's prize steer went for?

Old Salty
Old Salty

"Git a rope" is right!! Don't mess with Texas or RodeoHouston!

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