Michael Brown, TV-Ad Doctor, Indicted for Felony Assault

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Michael Brown the hand doctor, in trouble again
Our favorite dildo-lovin', coke-sniffin', license-losin', creepy-home-video-makin' ex-doctor, Michael Brown, has been indicted for felony assault by a Harris County grand jury.

The January 25 indictment follows Brown's August 2010 arrest for allegedly "twisting" his wife's "arm behind her back." Although assault is a Class A misdemeanor in Texas, Brown was convicted of aggravated assault (for beating a different wife -- man, those wives can sure get in the way, can't they?) in 2002, so the charge is increased to a felony. That carries a penalty of 2-10 years in prison. (The charge is increased even though Brown's conviction in that Montgomery County case was deferred).

The wife in this case, Rachel Brown, has previously accused Brown of forcing her to "do drugs" -- as well as trying to kill her and their children, who have been unwitting stage props in what are possibly the creepiest advertisements to be produced without the imprimatur of Joseph Goebbels.

Brown was released on $40,000 bond after the August arrest, but, according to the latest court filing, the indictment triggers another arrest. We'd call Brown for a comment, but for some reason he or his staff always threatens us when we do that. And the last thing we want is a broken bedpost upside the head, so.....
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Katy
Katy

Why you gotta be hating on dildo-loving, cocaine-sniffing wife beaters, Hair Balls?You’re going to have something happen to your hands someday, and you’ll have nowhere to turn for surgery…

Lakers392003
Lakers392003

Daddy's little girl is gonna need supervised visitation. I'm just sayin...

Allison B.
Allison B.

I love reading about this guy. Its a real life soap opera. I feel sorry for the wives and kids. I guess they should read back issues of the Houston Press before marrying this guy. She really needs to get away from him ASAP.

Guest
Guest

She knew all about him when she started dating him for his money.  She sat at his side while he was being prosecuted for beating his first wife!  Don't feel sorry for the wives, they each took a beating for millions!!!  LOL

Richard Doll
Richard Doll

I'd like to see Charlie Sheen get help and overcome his addictions; ultimately live a long and healthful life. This guy I'd like to see wiped off the face of the earth.

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