Rick Perry: Five Campaign Posters He Should Consider
Rick Perry, it seems, will be re-elected even though no one really likes the guy.
Perry needs to stir up some excitement, and you don't do that by just strolling along the border looking somber with a bunch of law-enforcement types.
Here are five posters the Perry campaign needs to get working on now.
5. The Deadliest Governor
We all know about Perry's harrowing life and death showdown with a coyote, where only a laser-pointed pistol kept Lt. Governor David Dewhurst from taking over.
|Is there a laser sight on that thing?|
Do you think Lincoln debated Douglass without first seeing his income-tax returns?
3. It's a Wonderful Life
Go ahead, promise what all your supporters want. Start small -- just a day -- but who says you can't dream big?
|Baby steps, baby steps|