Bill White: Five Campaign Posters He Should Consider
Categories: Movies, Political Animals
Last week we presented Five Campaign Posters Rick Perry Should Consider.In the interests of fairness, we do the same now for Bill White.
It's a slightly tougher job with White, of course. Rick Perry is out there shootin' coyotes, secedin' from America, buildin' walls like crazy, and so on. Basically doin' anything that's right-wing, manly and doesn't require a "g" at the end of it.
Bill White isn't quite as...cartoonish, should we say? A bookish wonk trying to debate the issues: You try making a great campaign poster.
We made an attempt. Here are five:
5. If you can't beat `em, join `em
You can't just concede the macho vote to Perry; you've got to give him a taste of his own medicine.
4. Honesty is the best policy
All right, maybe the macho thing doesn't work. In that case, go the complete other route:
3. Further adventures in truth
Maybe the sunglasses will help with the coolness factor.
It's a slightly tougher job with White, of course. Rick Perry is out there shootin' coyotes, secedin' from America, buildin' walls like crazy, and so on. Basically doin' anything that's right-wing, manly and doesn't require a "g" at the end of it.
Bill White isn't quite as...cartoonish, should we say? A bookish wonk trying to debate the issues: You try making a great campaign poster.
We made an attempt. Here are five:
5. If you can't beat `em, join `em
You can't just concede the macho vote to Perry; you've got to give him a taste of his own medicine.
4. Honesty is the best policy
All right, maybe the macho thing doesn't work. In that case, go the complete other route:
3. Further adventures in truth
Maybe the sunglasses will help with the coolness factor.
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