Hey Kids!! Stay In School!! And Here's How You Do Oral And Anal Sex!!

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Administrators at Crosby Middle School in Hitchcock brought in school board trustee Shirley Price to give a motivational speech to students.

Probably a good idea -- Price has overcome physical handicaps to get where she is today.

Where she is today, though, apparently includes being a motivational speaker who thinks out of the box. And by "out of the box," we're making a lame pun on an old euphemism for female genitalia.

Because Price apparently went on to give a graphic description of oral and anal sex for the kids.

Hitchcock superintendent Mike Bergman later sent a letter home to Crosby parents saying the talk had been "off-target and objectionable." (We don't know if the "off-target" part refers to his preference for vaginal intercourse.)
 
Here;s what he told the Galveston Daily News:

Bergman said when Price was introduced, she asked that the school's principal leave the room. Most of the teachers remained, but they did not step in when Price's speech turned inappropriate, Bergman said.

"Somehow she got some story that she heard that students were having sex on campus and went into a speech about sexual type things," Bergman said. "There was no motivational speech at all."

The speech reportedly turned graphic and included instructions on how to perform oral and anal sex and included several curse words, Bergman said.

Students apparently were told to keep the contents of the speech secret, Bergman said.
"There was no motivational speech at all"? Depends on how you define "motivation," we guess.

Comments (21)

Dani says:

Are you sure you shouldn't be writing this on the Television blog? Because this sounds like something that would happen on the Office.

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 25 2010 @ 1:56PM
Hall Monitor says:

This story made http://detentionslip.org ! Check it out for all the crazy headlines from our schools.

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 25 2010 @ 7:33PM
Brefface says:

Get those teeth pulled, ho = http://bit.ly/4gOKY

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 25 2010 @ 8:16PM
Justin White says:

LOL, no way dude thats just too funny!

RT
www.online-privacy.int.tc

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 25 2010 @ 8:49PM
Fuck a Ho says:

Kids these days are so lucky they get taught how to have anal and oral sex in my times there was nobody to teach us and when we got into game time well we didn't know what to do parents and teachers should appreciate for come into the class and give a lesson that kids would use for their lifetimes

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 25 2010 @ 8:59PM
kara says:

I had a sex-ed teacher like that. We called her the condom lady in school and it was awesome. It was no instruction on anal sex but there was some crazy stuff like why two condoms don't work. Let the teacher teach it, at least they can't get pregnant from it.

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 25 2010 @ 9:01PM
Yes says:

I say they should have demonstrations in groups of 2 or 3 to enhance the experience lol classes turning into orgies

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 25 2010 @ 9:11PM
Gonzobot says:

What about the concept of perhaps maybe teaching your kids YOURSELF? Especially if you don't want other people to do it for you?

I mean, would those kids have been in any danger of learning something if they already knew it? Would you be upset if somebody said 'cunt' to your kids, if they knew it was a bad word and why?

I don't fucking understand you parents these days. What is wrong with teaching your kids things? Why do you hate your children to the point of keeping valuable (not getting AIDS kind of valuable!) information from them?

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 25 2010 @ 9:32PM
Arthur Dent says:

...or as the kids call it, "the best day of school ever".

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 25 2010 @ 11:47PM
Anonymonster says:

hey gonzobot,

Do you have any children? Have you taught them how to have anal and oral? If so, send them over to Quagmire's house, even if you have not taught them, he sure will demonstrate it to them.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 26 2010 @ 7:44AM
anon says:

Quagmire is not real, idiot

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 26 2010 @ 9:57AM
wat says:

Quagmire isn't real? Oh man, the animation is so convincing though!

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 26 2010 @ 10:33AM
lor says:

And having sex with a dead corpse would sound something like this.. *gloop* *squish* *gloop* *gloop* *squish*

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 26 2010 @ 12:19PM
Danielle says:

I agree with Gonzo. I think parents should be teaching this stuff at home. I also think they should learn it at school. It's an important topic and something that should be hammered into their heads from all directions. I see nothing wrong with teaching kids that there are alternatives to having sex. Teenagers have a lot of hormones coursing through their body and will find a way to get release. I'd much rather know my child is participating in oral sex than risking pregnancy and diseases.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 26 2010 @ 2:14PM
Benny Bedlam says:

@ lor

Not if it's a fresh kill, unless you're the last in line.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 26 2010 @ 2:21PM
Pimco says:

I wish this lady spoke at my wife's school back in the day

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 26 2010 @ 7:01PM
clem says:

kinda interesting thoughts here. knee jerk reaction: don't tell kids about sex. keep it hidden. sex=bad. put in closet. just say no. it can wait.

then reality intrudes. hormones, even more, and earlier than times past. pop media culture of music, speech, internet etc.

i think it's 50ish head-in-the-sand, leave-it-to- beaver republican to think that sexuality should just be silenced, but we're in a puritanical nation, especially so in texas. most parents would be shocked by how much more their kids know about sex already.

maybe we should give these messages some context. and i don't mean 'christian' warped ideas. values, yes. reality, yes. responsibility, yes.

Posted On: Tuesday, Jan. 26 2010 @ 10:32PM
mojo says:

Danielle...::shakes head slowly:: or just face palm. You can catch STD's from oral sex-papilloma, herpes. (Sorry, guys, she really needed to know).

This being said. Should we change the name of the town to Hitchthingy?

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