For TDCJ: How To Tell If That Child Molester In A Wheelchair Is Faking And About To Escape
Yes, we'd say they are "in question." Although maybe he scampered off with a slight limp.
At any rate, it seems the guards at TDCJ need some help identifying people who may not exactly need the wheelchairs they're using. For future reference, then, be on the lookout for these types:
1. Anyone looking like Eddie Murphy.
Hard as it may be to believe, this guy just could be putting you on. 2. Anyone who looks like George Costanza.
"What you got there? The four-volt? I did you a favor."
3. This guy.
Moves pretty good for someone in a wheelchair. He's probably a child molester.
What process should be used to determine fraud? Luckily, we have a training film.
Don't thank us. We're just here to help.