Game Time: The 10 Greatest Sopranos Episodes Of All Time





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The Sopranos is the greatest television show of all time. I know that sentence right there will be enough to start plenty of discussion, tweets, and emails, both in support of and in disagreement with that statement.

It's funny, with sports expansion breeds mediocrity. The more teams that get added to the NFL, NBA, and Major League Baseball, the more watered-down the product becomes. Essentially, new homes are created to house the crappy quarterbacks, point guards, and soft tossing lefties that twenty years ago would have been in Canada, in the CBA, or playing Double A-ball in Durham.

With television, the exact opposite has happened. Depending on what cable or satellite package to which you subscribe, you probably have at least 100 channels (maybe double or triple that) available to you. The result from the explosion in sheer volume of TV channels has been more very good to great TV shows in more different genres than ever before. The lesson? You'll get more respect as a decent actor than you will as a shitty left-handed pus-throwing reliever. I guess.

I bring this up because in television nowadays, when you say a show is "the best ever," the competition has never been stiffer. When I make my contention about The Sopranos, the one show that my listeners try to "raise the ante" with is The Wire. I've watched both from beginning to end, and it's close. Very close. So close that I smell a future "Tale of the Tape".

But for purposes of this post, I bring up The Sopranos for two reasons: Rumors have begun to spring up (and let's face it, it was just a matter of time) about a Sopranos movie. I'm not sure yet how to feel about this, but with Sopranos creator David Chase, it's almost like it is for Rockets fans with GM Daryl Morey, where if he makes a deal Rocket fans assume it's a good deal. If Chase decides to make a movie, I trust him.

Have you looked at the football schedule for this weekend? It blows!! There is one college game matching up ranked teams and that's #25 Cal vs #17 Stanford. Plus, the Texans don't play until Monday night. In other words, it's a perfect time to take a trip down Memory Turnpike, take a seat at the Bada Bing, and pop in some old Sopranos DVD's.

So with that in mind, I am giving you my personal list of the 10 Greatest Episodes of The Sopranos, and more or less 10-12 hours of viewing that could serve as a Cliffs Notes way of going back and getting a feel for the series from beginning to end. In essence for those of you who don't have 86 spare hours to go back through six seasons of DVD's, I've whittled the greatest show ever into a weekend for you. So without further ado, here we go:

10. "IRREGULAR AROUND THE MARGINS" (Season 5, Episode 5)



This episode was in the middle of the season where Tony and Carmela were separated. Not like marriage was ever really an impediment for "T" to dip his cannoli in broads not named Carmela Soprano, but he in season 5...well, let's just say separation seemed to agree with Tony. However, it almost went sour in this episode where he gets into an accident with Adriana (who happens to be his psychotic nephew Christopher's fiancé) riding shotgun and the rumor mill goes into overdrive. The end result was Tony almost whacking Chrissy execution-style in the Meadowlands swamps in maybe the most tense scene in the history of the show that didn't end with someone's brains splattered on the floor.

Damn, can't a mob boss and a Jersey skank go buy some cocaine in Dover, NJ without everyone thinking he's getting a hummer?

9. "WHITECAPS" (Season 4/ Episode 13 - season finale)
If you want to see the final straws that broke the camel's back leading
up to Tony and Carmela's separation, the Season 4 finale contains some
of the best-acted scenes in the history of the show. A bit of Sopranos
trivia, it's also the only episode to ever exceed an hour as HBO needed
75 minutes to tell what was maybe the most realistic, most relatable
(if that's a word) storyline in the six seasons of the show.




8.
"UNIDENTIFIED BLACK MALES" (Season 5/Episode 9)

This episode laid the groundwork for two of the most crucial storylines
of the show's final season. First, the episode begins presumably just a
day or two after Tony Blundetto whacked Joey Peeps, which in the New
York vs. New Jersey storyline (the foundation of the final two
seasons) is the "Ok, NOW it's on" trigger event.

All of the previous NJ
vs. NY peccadilloes before had been largely business-type posturing (HUD
scams) or restaurants getting vandalized (the big penis getting spray
painted on the painting in Carmine's restaurant made me chuckle), but
Joey was the first family guy (stress the word, GUY; Lorraine's
whacking didn't count) to go. Also, this is the episode where we found
out that Vito liked to smoke the occasional pecker, which would also
become a HUGE bone of contention between New Jersey and New York. (And
yes, I giggled when I typed "bone of contention" about Vito.) Enjoy....


7.
"HEIDI AND KENNEDY" (Season 6/Episode 18)

Well, Chrissy managed to escape whacking in Season 5, but he wasn't so
lucky in the show's final season. This, of course, wasn't even a mob-style whacking. Tony had been pondering "offing" Chrissy for sometime
(You just can't have a crackhead in your crew, it's bad for business.),
and as luck would have it, the two of them were in Chrissy's Humvee one
night and got into an accident which resulted in Chrissy (not wearing a
seatbelt...druggies, when will they learn?) in rough-enough shape for
Tony to decide to suffocate him. Problem solved!!





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