I Have a Girl Crush on The Channel 2 Traffic Lady

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So, I'm a straight lady, but I have this weird girl crush on the Channel 2 Traffic Lady, Jennifer Reyna.

I know I'm a feminist, and I'm not supposed to objectify women, and I'm supposed to be neutral about a woman's appearance because women are already totally objectified enough as it is. But this isn't even about objectifying women.

I just have a crush on Jennifer Reyna. On everything about her. Even more than just what she looks like.

Of course what she looks like does have something to do with it. Her outfits, probably. Like any gal, she dresses for other women, not for men. Her fashion choices are a bit daring, but also sensible. She wears bright colors, but she's never garish in her wardrobe decisions. She dresses to fit her frame, but she's not whorish about it.

She's perky, but it doesn't seem fake. She has a great smile!

But it's more than her looks. When she talks about the traffic, it's like she gets how much we all hate traffic, and she's not trying to sugarcoat anything. When she waves her cute arms at the red and the green on her map of the Loop, she's just keeping it real for us, helping us get to work. She's got the perfect amount of perk. Kelly Ripa should take a note.

Even her blog has a cute name -- the Bumper to Bumper blog. In this blog, she writes about traffic issues, has polls about whether or not we should text while we drive, and has pics of herself at KPRC events, for example, hosting galas and attending ribbon cuttings. In every picture, she's smiling and looks like a truly nice person as she interacts with others at the events.

I'm sure you're just waiting for me to get nasty right about now like I usually do, but I really can't. I genuinely like Jennifer Reyna, the KPRC traffic woman. Of all the women and men on the television, I like her pretty much the best -- even more than hottie Owen Conflenti.

There. That's all I wanted to say. I like her.

Sometimes it feels good to write nice. 

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38 comments
shamcakes
shamcakes

As far as Jennifer, her stylist needs to be fired PRONTO!  Those outfits are oh-so-ohtrocious!!!!  She just looks cheap and you can put an outfit together from Target, Walmart, etc and make it look like a million dollars....not sure if it's the woman wearing the clothes or just the clothes?  This also makes me hurt for her!

shamcakes
shamcakes

LOVE Lauren, BTW....she makes me laugh. 

shamcakes
shamcakes

Did anyone ever see the news cast when Owen busted out with "True Dat" Lauren?  Can't help but think he's a total TOOL, and wanna be cool so bad kinda dude!  I hurt for him!

Main
Main

I have lots of pictures of Jennifer rolling around on dirty dance floors trying to win weekly "booty" contests in the late 90's and early 2000's. Anybody remember t-town 2000? She would win weekly....then go rub up on some drug dealers. Same story at Roxy, metropolis, coco-loco...she used to work for those dollar bills!

MichaelF
MichaelF

Nefertitti is hot too. Owen is more feminine than Dominique or Jennifer. I can't watch 2 in the morning because his so full of himself. A closet homo, no doubt

John
John

Why does she always have her arms covered? Do you think she has tattoos

Sickpuppy70454
Sickpuppy70454

When I was moved to Houston after Katrina, I soon found her on KPRC.  Even though I lived less than 2 miles from my office, I faithfully watch the traffic reports every morning, for 2 hours as I was getting ready for work.  I've moved back to Louisiana now, but still have to visit the Houston office monthly.  I still watch the traffic reports when I'm here.  I don't care about the traffic, I just want to see Jennifer.  She is HOT!!!

Guest
Guest

I wish I could be inside of her, ya know, with my ding-a-ling.  I miss living in Houston and seeing her every morning.  The traffic girl on NBC in the DFW are is good looking, not like Jennifer though, although she does have moose knockers.

Rfr3331
Rfr3331

So funny how you were brainwashed into thinking how your supposed to feel and not supposed to feel. Lighten up. You have feelings for her. Oh and your last line shows me that you have pent up hostilities ..., probably towards men... Do you write mean most of the time?

Slogan Jones
Slogan Jones

I get so tired of hearing the women of this city blast the good looks of the Channel 2 bombshells because they're not "en mode" according to the Euro beauty standards pushed by all the fashion magazines. Here in Texas curves and big hair are the provincial preference of the men in this fair city, not all of whom are uneducated petrochemical workers pitching tents in their flame retardant coveralls.

That being said, I've been trying to lobby the station to organize a reverse gangbang with Jennifer Reyna, Mariza Reyes, Dominique and Daniella Guzman for my b-day. Still awaiting the reply.

danger dante
danger dante

Luv to see her in a torrid three way with Dominique and Wendy Corona on the news desk...whips and handcuffs included!

Pheasant Legrand
Pheasant Legrand

I love Jennifer Reyna, I watch her every weekday morning while IM still in bed. My wife is in the bathroom and when Jennifer comes on I can't help but stroke it. Her tits are unbelievably luscious, best on tv in Houston, and such a pretty face! She may not be Miss Universe pretty but she has something special and it makes the rest of my day

Anonymous
Anonymous

Bia didn't add me on facebook(i'm a young girl that admires her) my guy friends add her and she adds them. Bia!

Anonymous
Anonymous

It's "whatever". I notice that Jen has a bunch of unattractive and uneducated men in love with her. WHAT A LUCKY GIRL! That's what happens when you have fake boobs, fake hair and a plain face covered with makeup!

Anonymous
Anonymous

what ever? in are we in school? dumb ass

MATTHEW DE HOYOS
MATTHEW DE HOYOS

Get inline Missy...I saw her first! If you rea this Jen...will you merry me ? you will be my Queen!

Anonymous
Anonymous

The dude,

I'm betting it's a "small" one!

theDude
theDude

i get a boner just thinking about her

Anonymous
Anonymous

I wake up with stiff ones every morning, but with my TV set with an alarm on channel 2 and Jennifer Reyna....I rip holes through the sheets! I have swiss cheese sheets, no thanks to Ms. Reyna...totally hot!

Anonymous
Anonymous

I agree with your article. She realizes traffic is boring but gets it done very effiently. I have to wonder what her credentials are because anyone that is this tantalizing to watch needs more to do, and more air time than just traffic reports. I love Jennifer Reyna!

Westsidem
Westsidem

She's the reason for turning on the TV to watch traffic cuz it's bad anyway!!

MidtownCoog
MidtownCoog

This bimbo is one of the reason we switched to Ch 13.

Ch 2 Zoo Crew is terrible, and this girl can barely put a sentence together. When she first started it was really bad.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I think you guys need glasses!!!

t-town
t-town

she is smokin hot. my balls have a girl crush on her too.

Reynariffic
Reynariffic

She is totally hot. My favorite part is when she's wearing a tight shirt, then turns to the right to do the traffic - blocking out the entire inner loop in the process! As for that wonderful dumper...good luck seeing traffic in the southeastern portion of the city!

dizzle
dizzle

she always has camel toe and it's NOT HOT.

booboo
booboo

She reminds me of a "chola" from northside..!!!

Sefus
Sefus

I feel ya sister. She's damn cute, but her eyebrows have taken a considerable turn for the worse. It seems like they were in good shape last summer, but now it appears she's over waxed, and she is now drawing them on. By the way, its much easier just to objectify Dominique Sachse. Really easy.

mikehunt
mikehunt

She has lucious titties and I bet she has a tight snatch.

chris
chris

She gorgeous and sweet and learned the Houston map in record time. She is very bright and chipper and I like watching her while drinking coffee. One thing, however, her blod should be renamed "Pull Up To The Bumper".

youdontsay
youdontsay

are you serious? she seems like such a hooch and she is always flirting with owen.

Sadasa
Sadasa

I don't think so. 

shamcakes
shamcakes

@Guest You are truly a very frightning person.

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