Houston's Top Ten Female TV Reporters, Based On A Highly Scientific And Professional System

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Our own Miss Pop Rocks wrote an entry some time ago about the Secret Lives of Houston's Hottest Male Newscasters, which seemed...incomplete to me somehow.

I wasn't sure of the exact problem until she followed it up with the admission of her crush on KPRC's Jennifer Reyna, then I realized that by not putting out a list of Houston's hottest female news personalities, Hair Balls has been horribly remiss in its service to the community.

Here then, mostly in no particular order, are the ten lovely network lasses who do their best to distract us from endless tales of child abuse, jack-knifed 18-wheelers, and drug-related murder. (They are all, of course, hard-working professional women who should not be sexualized, just as Hottest Male Newscasters shouldn't.)

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10. Andrea Nguyen -- Reporter/Anchor, KIAH (CW 39)
Nguyen's story (she arrived in Houston a five-year-old Vietnamese boat refugee and learned English from country music) is such a quintessential example of the American Dream that it makes you feel guilty for squandering the benefits of your own relatively privileged upbringing by writing snotty blog entries. Then again, she is on that network that airs Gossip Girl and endless Two And a Half Men reruns. Guess that Horatio Alger spirit only gets you so far.

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9. Jennifer Reyna -- Reporter, KPRC (NBC 2)
Whether doing the traffic on KPRC can be considered a step up from KLOL's "Outlaw Dave Show" for the former "Miss Rockwear" is a question only she can answer.

All we know is that by throwing Reyna in to do the morning traffic with anchor Lauren Freeman, KPRC is doing its best to...stack the deck against their competitors.

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8. Gina Gaston -- Anchor, KTRK (ABC 13)
When Dave Ward, Ed Brandon, and Bob Allen were all still together on Channel 13's evening newscasts, Gaston was a refreshing addition to a studio swimming in high blood pressure meds and Grecian Formula. The age and gender balance has evened out a bit, but Gaston still holds her on alongside the well-preserved Ward.

And she's married to former Rocket Mario Elie. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I love "Super Mario."

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7. Lucy Noland -- Anchor, KHOU (CBS 11)
I'm not sure how she does it (though I have my suspicions), but KHOU's evening new anchor looks better than most news personalities half her age, male or female.

She and strapping co-anchor Greg Hurst are like the Brad and Angelina of Houston's airwaves, only with fewer tattoos and babies, and slightly more simmering sexual intensity.

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6. Casey Curry -- Weather, KTRK (ABC 13)
Forecasting the weather in Houston is a thankless job; we're either bitching about the lack of rain (as we have for the last few weeks) or freaking out because a hurricane is lurking offshore.

Curry hasn't completely relaxed in her role as the sole female meteorologist among Houston's TV affiliates, but the phrase "dangerous drought conditions" sounded even less appetizing when Ed Brandon was saying it.

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5. Melinda Spaulding -- Anchor, KRIV (Fox 26)
Fox News' strategy of using a pretty face to disguise the fact that its "fair and balanced" news coverage is actually neoconservative bilge is a tactic as old as the network itself, as anyone familiar with the names Courtney Friel and Megyn Kelly will tell you. We may never know whether the anchors delivering the BS posess great intestinal fortitude or are willing participants in the charade, so we'll just have to give Spaulding the benefit of the doubt.

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4. Cynthia Cisneros -- Reporter, KTRK (ABC 13)
You heard me. Unlike many stations, KTRK isn't shy about holding on to their female on-air talent even after they start sprouting a few gray hairs or wrinkles (hey there, Deborah Wrigley). And unlike many on this list, Cisneros is a native Houstonian (and former Houston Press Best of Houston winner to boot) whose local roots serve her well as reporter. And as a fellow silver fox, I can say she's totally hot with gray hair.

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3. Melissa Wilson -- Anchor, KRIV (Fox 26)
On her KRIV bio page, Wilson says she enjoys skydiving and reading, and that her favorite activity is doing everything with her husband and two children. Hopefully she leaves the kids at home when jumping out of planes.

She hails from the DFW area, but we don't hold it against her (much) since she looks a lot like Law and Order: SVU's Mariska Hargitay.

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2. Jessica Willey -- Reporter/Anchor, KTRK (ABC 13)
I first became aware of the Channel 13 reporter several years back when the network, in its wisdom, decided to send Willey to Galveston to cover the arrival of a tropical storm. On a pier. In a white blouse. It was a bold strategy, and one that I imagine raised more than flash flood warnings around town. Since then, Willey has proven herself a capable reporter and part-time anchor, though one can still see the looming dread in her eyes whenever mention is made of another system brewing in the Gulf.

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1. Daniella Guzmán -- Reporter, KPRC (NBC 2) You may prefer the icy Nordic exterior of a Lauren Freeman, or the amazing reverse-aging Dominique Sachse, but both pale (you'll pardon the expression) next to Houston's own Guzmán.

I understand she's busy, what with reporting on the Gallery Furniture fire and updating us on the status of Galveston's Tremont Hotel, so it's perfectly understandable that she hasn't gotten around to cracking the JFK assassination yet.


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105 comments
mburris
mburris

KY MEYER on CW NewsFix! Hot, sweet & smart.

Treyorr
Treyorr

Chita Johnson on channel 11 Houston,TX should be in the  TOP spot now!!

TreyOrr
TreyOrr

Who ever wrote this must be absolutely CRAZY to leave out Dominique Sachse. on Houston,TX Channel 2.

Grinch
Grinch

Skip all the other channels and just do KPRC.  Your list is stupid. 

Dorothyojackson
Dorothyojackson

Are you crazy?  What about Sharron Melton who knows how to deliver the news? When it's a tragedy she shows empathy.  However, she is smart, intelligent, yet funny.  It's a pleasure watching her with the crew.  News is always boring and stressful.  I always encourage those who stop watching the news to watch Channel 13 morning news starting at 5:30. 

Mikejchase
Mikejchase

watched channel 2 and saw Jennifer Reyna and haven't stopped watching. She is smokin hot, the need to replace that dull blonde in the morning and make Mrs. Reyna yhe regular everyday anchor for the show.

Jon
Jon

So if FOX NEWS is actually neoconservative bilge where would that put the likes of ABC/NBC/CBS/PBS? Neoliberal bilge, of course. But then no-one here has the courage to "tell it like it is."

News Watcher
News Watcher

Cynthia Cisneros is awful easy on the eyes.  But I watch the news just to see Lisa Hernandez, Chita Johnson, and Casey Curry.

Jerry
Jerry

Casey Curry is divine.  I live her curves.  But Chita Johnson is the one who really gets me going.  Is she all natural?

Sonofenlightment
Sonofenlightment

This is pure nonsense. All of these ladies are great and some nof the best are obviously missing. Why would a gentlemen or Gentlewomen would pass judgments on another person like this anyway? It is mean and condescending. I love all of you beautiful ladies including the ones that are not on this list.. I say all judgment is with God.

Deewood
Deewood

Does anybody remember the chic that use to be on fox26 in the morning named Jan Jeffcoat? now that was a sexy lookin bitch. She had those " let me suck ur dick till I get tired " eyes.

Deewood
Deewood

what about the new chick on ch.11 Lisa Hernandez. good looking chic.

Dwood
Dwood

Nefertiti Jaquez fron KPRC2. Hands Down

TBT
TBT

What about the new KHOU weatherwoman, Chita Johnson? Have you seen her? I have fantasies of her at times, god she is hot.

David
David

yo no entiendo mucho el ingles pero me gusta ver a Casey Curry cuando da las condisiones del tiempo ase muy bien su trabajo y me gusta su personalidad es mi favorita  

Dtr80
Dtr80

Casey Curry has a nice azz.... Just sayn

REX
REX

My top 10 is better

1. Daniella Guzman (KPRC) 2. Jennifer Reyna (KPRC) 3. Casey Curry (KTRK) 4. Lucy Noland (KHOU) 5. Dominique Sachse (KPRC) 6. Ilona Carson (KTRK) 7. Patricia Lopez (KTRK) 8. Katherine Whaley (KHOU) 9. Natalie Bomke (KRIV) 10. Lauren Freeman (KPRC)

Linda_perks
Linda_perks

My daughter and I meet Lucy Noland and her daughter on vacation in Opicot. What a sweet women. Her daughter was so poilite and very nice to talk too. Lucy Noland is very beautiful women. She seems to be doing a great job rasing her young daughter. My husband thought she was stunning. It was nice to have meet her.

Mike
Mike

Not even honorable mention for Mia Gradney?

Jimmie
Jimmie

Jessica Wiley, are you kidding me. She is HUGE. Cynthia Cisneros? Wow these women have bigger balls than you! No dominique either. Your gonna have your man card revoked sir.

leslie davis
leslie davis

Casey Curry needs a makeover very badly. Her clothes are out of date and her hair is a greasy looking stringy mess. In other words, she is an eyesore.

tee stevens
tee stevens

i cannot believe courtney gilmore did not make any list are yall blind,and what about nefertiti jacquez to of the best looking reporters in houston and no mention of either start the list over

Newbomb
Newbomb

Amanda Arnold FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jj23
jj23

You gotta have Mia Gradney and Dominique Sachse on that list!

Flaco Martinez
Flaco Martinez

All you people are strait dumbbutts cause jen reyna is smokin hot the best ever newsperson IN the world come on ill give my sister's for her hell ill trow my mom in just to sweeten the deal lol dang i will wax that ass till she shows me what she workin with...JK JP JFJ

FastingWaffles
FastingWaffles

She is natural. It's pretty obvious when you look at her. So is Casey Curry and Jennifer Reyna. 

Lards
Lards

What about Jennifer Reyna? She and Chita can get it! 

Falcosponge
Falcosponge

I like her too, not as hot as Lucy Noland but I'd still bang her. I've been watching her more since Dominique got engaged.

News u can use
News u can use

She looks like a tranny. But all these Ch 2 mutts are not good looking. Reyna? Freeman? Guzman? Taghi? Sachse? I'd do Billingsley before any of them, and I'm not gay. (Not there's anything wrong with that! -- Jerry Seinfeld)

Malumar27
Malumar27

Ehhh! She reminds me of a porn star-wanna-be with those lips, stringy hair and the way she sometimes looks at the camera. She has been looking better lately! Thank God!!!!

Deewood
Deewood

She has that porn star look. She can definatly get it in the mouth as well

Dwood
Dwood

Hell yea she do

AbsoluteZero
AbsoluteZero

How is Mia Gradney not on this list? She is definitely #1 in Houston. Jennifer Reyna is a distant second, but no one else is even on her level of hotness.

Black guy
Black guy

A Black guy's perspective

1 .Mia Gradney 2. Jennifer Reyna 3. Nefertiti Jáquez4. Hasti Taghi 5. Dominique Sachse6. Patricia Lopez7. Sonia Azad8. Casey Curry

johnwright198181
johnwright198181

@leslie davis No, not at all.  She is the hottie next door type.  And built.

Falcosponge
Falcosponge

Dude you do not say I'd do a guy before any girl, and call yourself straight. (None that there is anything wrong with that - Jerry Seinfeld) 

But I am shocked how hot Chita is and yet no one here has talked about her.

Veteran
Veteran

The lips are natural

Somebodyman
Somebodyman

Mia Gradney is an attention whore, is probably why.

Somebodywoman
Somebodywoman

You sound gay as shit, that is probably why you don't like Mia

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