You're Looking Like That To Rob A Bank, FBI Asks Incredulously

Photo courtesy FBI

Always anxious to grab media attention, they've gone beyond nicknaming robbers to providing a Mr. Blackwell take on things.

A pair of white folks robbed a Wells Fargo back yesterday in town; the FBU put out a release dubbing them a "Wannabe Bonnie & Clyde."

Then they started dissing the style of the perps. 

"The woman is described as a white female, 5'2", 115-120 pounds with a small build and a light complexion," the FBI noted. "She had brown long hair pulled sloppily in a pony tail, black and green nail polish, and overall witnesses said she looked dirty."

Snap!!

Girl, we don't know what's worse: the sloppy ponutail, the mixed-color manicure or the overall dirty look.

Or the robbing of the bank.

Anyway, call Crime Stoppers with any tips. Or further fashion criticism.