Circuit City, Don't Let The Doorknob Hit You In The Ass
Hair Balls had the misfortune of buying the worst TV I have every owned there a couple of years ago. The built-in DVD player broke almost immediately, the picture is weak, the power button has fallen off. Ever since, we have had to deal with painfully justified abuse from Mrs. Hair Balls.
So Circuit City, this is all we have to say to you...
-- John Nova Lomax