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DICK CHENEY INDICTED!! (Kinda)

Tue Nov 18, 2008 at 05:05:24 PM

The long arm of Rio Grande Valley justice has reached out and nabbed....Dick Cheney?

Yes, apparently. A grand jury has indicted the vice-president this afternoon.

Hasn't the stature of limitations passed on "accidentally" shooting innocent bystanders?

It turns out that it's not the shooting, it's all about Cheney's investment in a group that runs prisons (badly, it's claimed) in Texas.

In other words, it sounds like one runaway, nutty grand jury. Which is something we never thought could exist in the Valley.

But, we guess, if you can't be brought up on war crimes before the World Court in The Hague, we guess it's up to the Willacy County grand jury to do what it can.

Hey, Al Capone went to prison on tax charges, you know.

-- Richard Connelly

5 Comments:

Joe says:

Booyah to Willacy County! Get some.

Wow. Dick Cheney was as good at running the economy as he was aiming his shotgun.

Look at the wounds on everyone's faces!

jeff says:

I heard this story on Howard Stern this morning. What happend was that a wack packer died in a prison that is ran by the same group in Pennsylvania back in April.

travis says:

Yeah, I also heard it on Howard this morning...I can only hope that they can actually get something to stick to that crook.

Daniel C. says:

Yeah, Cheney was responsible for prisoners beating other prisoners, because he invests in Vanguard, which owns equity in some of these prison companies. Fortunately, I chose another investment company over Vanguard, or I guess I'd be a criminal too.

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