Hair Balls




Add to Technorati Favorites

Blogroll

October 2008 Archives

A Howard Stern Wanna-Be, With A Somewhat Confused Dream

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 05:54:07 PM
Hair Balls got an e-mail from The Men’s View, a local podcast that models itself after, you guessed it, The View.

Apparently the show has been picked as a finalist for Sirius Radio’s “I Want to be Howard Stern” contest, which will give one lucky winner a one-time, one-hour show on Stern’s station. And by apparently, we mean, kind of, but not really.

Here’s an except from our chat with host H-Dizzle (aka Homi Barhamand):

DIZZLE: He put out a contest and the top three shows that make it in there are going to be vying to be one of the shows that he’ll pick from. So, we’re going to be one of the top three shows and then we’re going to go up to New York about mid-November, kind of.

Hair Balls: Wait, you are one of the top three shows?

DIZZLE: Yeah, we’re going to be one of the top three shows.

HB: Sorry, I’m confused. You’re going to be?

DIZZLE: Yes.

HB: So, you’ve already been selected? Or you think you will be?

DIZZLE: I’m almost positive, I’m going to be selected.

Category: Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 2 comments
 

The Ghost Of Johnny Fixx

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 05:20:44 PM
A while back, we came across a local ghost story we hadn’t heard.

Back in 1980, there was this rock cover band hear called Lic. This wasn’t just any cover band; supposedly bandleader Johnny Fixx was one of Houston’s pioneering punk rockers, and his band brought plenty of piss and vinegar to their performances where other bands would have played it straight.

The gloriously named Fixx got little comfort from his local rock star status, though, and is said to have killed himself on Washington Avenue in 1980. His spirit did not rest easy; supposedly, Fixx has been haunting the area – especially the doorway of the building that once housed Silky’s and now houses Chaise Lounge.

Category: Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 1 comments
 

Art Fans Are Heading East On I-10

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 04:43:56 PM
A chunk of the Houston art world has fled to New Orleans this weekend for the opening of Prospect.1 New Orleans, which is apparently a very big deal. Organizers say the brand-new art fair is “the largest biennial of international contemporary art ever organized in the United States…conceived in the tradition of the great international biennials.” To which we say: dang. A jaunt down I-10, and you too can check out an enormous amount of art – by 81 artists in schools, churches, art spaces and other venues such as an Ideal Auto Repair Shop. It all kicks off tomorrow, but the art will be on view for a few months.
Category: Whatever
Add or View Comments | 1 comments
 

Five Types Of Horror Movies That Suck

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 04:30:34 PM
Horror movies walk a chainsaw-thin line between frightening and unintentionally hilarious. In fact, so many inadvertently end up on the wrong side of this boundary it's hard to compile a list of bad horror movies that numbers less than a thousand. For that reason, this list will include categories of horror movies rather than individual films. That ought to only leave, oh, 950 or so.

5. Any Stephen King Movie Released Between 1986 and 2006

The Lawnmower Man, Pet Sematary, Thinner, Sleepwalkers, The Dark Half...King is one of the most prolific writers of modern times, which has resulted in a staggering number of crappy movie adaptations. Sure, you've got Misery in there, but 100 shots of Kathy Bates whacking James Caan's ankle off its Y-axis with a sledge can't make up for the horror that is...Stephen King's beard. Uh, I mean...Maximum Overdrive:

King hasn't helmed another movie since.

Category: Movies, Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 1 comments
 

Protect Your Teeth -- And The Troops

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 03:55:43 PM
Save your teeth and give a solider a treat at the same time during Halloween Buy Back, a project of Operation Gratitude, which sends care packages to U.S. soldiers in the Middle East and other hot spots.

Clear Lake area dentist Cindy Flanagan will be paying $1 per pound of candy - and handing out free toothbrushes – during the Buy Back at her office on Monday afternoon. The candy will be collected and shipped to California, Operation Gratitude’s headquarters, then mailed to overseas.

“We got feed back from the troops saying that they especially wanted candy,” Carolyn Blashek, founder of Operation Gratitude, tells Hair Balls. “Not only because they enjoyed it but because they hand it out to the children where they’re serving.”

Category: Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 0 comments
 

Five of the Wackiest Saints in History

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 03:15:56 PM

Much like Boxing Day (and who needs a holiday devoted to Mike Tyson anyway?), All Saints Day is often neglected in favor of the much more fun holiday that precedes it. We guess Christmas and Halloween just have too much glutted goodness going on.

But tomorrow’s celebration of those who’ve seen the Glory of God should not be taken lightly, unless you’re compiling a list of five wacky saints. In which case…

5. St. Arnold of Metz

SaintArnold.jpg

Come on, Houston. You just knew this guy had to top the list. Namesake for the local brewing company, St. Arnold is the patron of hop-pickers for one very simple reason: He said beer was better than water. (The totally hilarious and not at all misogynistic discovery that a beer was better than a woman would take another few centuries.)

Bishop Arnold advised his seventh-century parishioners against drinking water, saying it was nasty and foul, and we bet it probably was. But beer, on the other hand…

Shortly after Arnold’s death, legend has it the procession carrying his body stopped at a pub and discovered the publican had only one mug's worth of beer. But that mythical mug never ran dry and Arnold got the drunken funeral he deserved. And the rest, as they slur, is history.

Category: Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 0 comments
 

UH Reporters Ordered To Hand Over E-Mails

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 02:14:36 PM
A college newspaper poses quite the conundrum when it comes to the Freedom of Information Act. Technically journalists can refuse turn over notes, but if a publication is receiving public funding, they must comply with record requests.

University of Houston’s student run paper, The Daily Cougar learned this earlier in the week when they were asked to turn over some of their faxes, e-mails and other documents.

“[The request is for] any documents to and from the editors, columnists and reporters of The Daily Cougar in correspondence with any and all University of Houston employees from September 1, 2008 until October 23, 2008,” Eric Bentley, Assistant General Council for the University of Houston, tells Hair Balls.

Category: Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 2 comments
 

Houston Is Great For Relocating Singles, Allegedly

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 01:04:04 PM
What's the best city in Texas to relocate to if you're single? Houston.

Suck on that, Temple!

The bad news: Houston is only the 23rd-best city in America for a relocating single dude or dudette.

This no-doubt-highly-scientific information comes from Primacy Relocation, which deals with such things.

Category: Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 0 comments
 

Joel Osteen Teams Up With Guns N Roses To Rock Your Face Off

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 11:21:04 AM
Lakewood Church mega-guru Joel Osteen is working with Guns N Roses, you may be surprised to learn.

He's offering to throw in a DVD of Become A Better You with every copy of Chinese Democracy if Axl Rose "could just get the goddamned thing released," the Houston pastor said.

Actually, he didn't. But Osteen is on the same side as the group -- and NASCAR, and the Dixie Chicks, and rival megacurch pastor Rick Warren -- in a fight against the Federal Communications Commission.

Osteen and the rest are pissed that the FCC is considering allowing use of the so-called "white spaces" of the airwaves. Those spaces are unused now, and wireless companies are eager to control them.

That doesn't sit well with Osteen.

Category: Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 0 comments
 

We Get Ike, Dallas Gets A Minor Earthquake

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 10:34:22 AM
In our "WTF?" news of the day comes word that Dallas got hit by an earthquake last night. More than a dozen crack pipes were shattered after falling from lockers at Cowboy HQ in Valley Ranch (We're assuming).

We lived in Dallas for five long years and don't remember any earthquakes. And we thing we would have remembered them, even if they were like this one, a 2.5-magnitude job described by a geophysicist as feeling "like a lightly loaded truck passing by, kind of a sharp jerk and then a rapid vibration."

Category: Texas
Add or View Comments | 0 comments
 

Five Scariest Movie Moments You Probably Haven't Seen

Fri Oct 31, 2008 at 09:29:46 AM
It's Halloween, which means a great deal to people who never outgrew the need to dress like someone else to gain the acceptance of others. It's also the season for watching scary movies, and while everybody is familiar with the scary-ass moments from popular horror movies (Dallas & the alien in the air shaft, the chestbiter in The Thing, that list practically writes itself) we thought it might be more illuminating to examine the scariest moments from horror movies you (probably) haven't seen.

5. The Exorcist III (1990)

Oh shut up, you totally did not see this (I know, like, five people who have, and the people I hang out with are serious dorks). The quintessential "jump" scene comes at the expense of a hapless nurse making her rounds, blissfully unaware of the garden shears-wielding maniac that emerges from the room she just left. Hint: It's easier to take if you imagine the statue at the end saying, "How about no?"

Category: Movies, Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 0 comments
 

Ike Also Did Damage Underwater

Thu Oct 30, 2008 at 05:12:53 PM
Not all of Hurricane Ike's damage to Galveston was on the surface.

A new mapping of the seafloor beneath Bolivar Roads shows extensive erosion and damage, according to a new study by scientists from the University of Texas.

Researchers had led students on a seafloor-mapping run of the Roads in the spring, which provided them with a baseline to compare the post-Ike situation.

Category:
Add or View Comments | 0 comments
 

ExxonMobil To Worker, Allegedly: Ignoring Racial Harassment Won't Make You An "Uncle Tom"

Thu Oct 30, 2008 at 04:45:20 PM

There’s some pretty severe accusations flying around these days over at ExxonMobil involving racial discrimination.

Carla Briggs, an African-American laboratory trainee working at one of the energy giant’s offices in Beaumont, claims in a federal lawsuit filed in Houston that she has repeatedly been denied promotion and the ability to advance at Exxon and has been verbally harassed because of her race.

Briggs says she has been turned down several times for supervisory positions and training programs, only to have the jobs filled by less experienced, younger, non African-Americans, so she filed a complaint with Exxon’s human resources department, according to the lawsuit. After a month passed and Briggs had not heard a response, she inquired about the investigation and was told to meet with human resources.

After the “unproductive” meeting, according to the lawsuit, a shift superintendent began to “lecture” Briggs, telling her that she “is black and is supposed to take abuse and be harassed.” The superintendent then allegedly told Briggs “that she would not be an ‘Uncle Tom’ if she went back to work in the laboratory, showing … that she had internalized [the] advice.”

Category: Courts
Add or View Comments | 0 comments
 

The 2008 Voting Charts: The Harris County DA Race

Thu Oct 30, 2008 at 03:55:37 PM
For the first time in a long time, Harris County voters actually have a choice in this year's District Attorney race, in terms of candidates who have a shot at winning.

Unfortunately, it's not the most awe-inspiring choice of all time.

Democrat C.O. Bradford used to be Houston police chief, where he's remembered mostly for a series of mishaps with evidence and the crime lab. Republican Pat Lykos used to be a criminal judge (and HPD officer, she'll be quick to remind you), where she's mostly remembered for having an autocratic style that left many lawyers fuming.

So what's not to like?

The race, in chart form, after the jump:

Add or View Comments | 0 comments
 

Whitney Casey's Glamour Collection

Thu Oct 30, 2008 at 02:02:39 PM
We have long since given up trying to devote any time to the odd, gushing, almost-English ramblings of Whitney Casey, the former local talk-show host who is now writing a Houston Chronicle column on "relationships."

Casey, you'll remember, is the self-promoter who turned a brief stint on an unwatched TV show into a weeklong goodbye extravaganza, who is writing a book called Manopoly (oy) and whose column gig was announced with an effusive profile in which a Chron writer noted that "Casey reveres the written word."

Mangles, maybe. Reveres, not so much.

Anyway, as we say, the tripe has been unreadable for quite a while. But lately we can't help noticing something new: Each week, there's a new, huge, glamour shot of Casey instead of the tiny, traditional, boring mug shot.

Let's look at the the past four weeks:

1. The Pensive Casey

Untitled-1.jpg

Rodin, there's a new Thinker in town! And she's wearing a kicky shirt and gazing soulfully into the camera. She's also flaunting as strongly as possible the fact that there's no wedding ring on that left hand, all you rich guys out there. Geez, does she have to wear a sign for you or something?

Category: Spaced City
Add or View Comments | 6 comments
 

Houston Press Insiders

  • Local food, music and news blasts
  • Free Stuff