Telecommuting Is The Way To Go
That is, unless they have trouble finding the “any” key.
After the jump, see our top reasons to work from home:
Sexual harassment never an issue. (Unless your spouse has a headache.)
YouTube, MySpace, FaceBook never blocked by IT Guy.
No ties or panty hose – in fact – NO CLOTHES!
No more annoying e-mails about emptying the coffee pot and not refilling it. (For those who send those e-mails, read on)
No more dealing with those jerks who don’t refill empty coffee pots!
You’ll never have to “look busy” again.
Lunch hour, lunch afternoon – Who's counting minutes?
You’ll finally have time to devote to your other job: cooking crystal meth.
Two words. Nap. Time.
Three more words: Houston. Rush. Hour.
-- Dusti Rhodes