If His Name Was Chet Smith, He'd Be a VP Candidate Now
Categories: Political Animals
Frankly, it sounds like the sort of thing a fat kid who didn’t make the swim team might say. (“They didn’t want me because they’re jealous of my breast-stroke.”) Unfortunately, such hollow proclamations trivialize those whose names legitimately hurt their chances – fine Americans who might otherwise have made the cut. Here are but a few who sadly fell by the wayside.
Sen. Heywood Yablomi, R-MS
Rep. Adolf Hitler, D-NH
Rep. George Satan, D-LA
Anthony Edwards
Edwards Air Force Base
Edward James Olmos
Gov. Steven W. Dumbfuck, R-ND
John Stamos
John Wilkes Booth
Jon Bon Jovi
Rep. Larry Craig, R-ID
-- Craig Malisow
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