Gone To Join The Choir Invisible
Hair Balls scoured a month of them and came up with the following actual examples:
“Another WWII era B-24 warrior/pilot was released from his earthly bounds [sic]”
“Completed her marathon of life”
“Finished the race”
“God wrapped his loving arms around her and took her home”
“Graduated from this life and was called home to be with the Lord Jesus Christ”
“Left to go fishing”
“Like a warm gentle breeze, the spirit of our beloved mother drifted away to be with our father”
“Received her jewel-laden crown as she entered the doors of the holy mansion”
“Will be funeralized”
“With the passing of [Jane Doe], the earth lost some of its sparkle today and the Heavens gained the glitter that once gleamed in her eyes”
“Took his last Corps trip” (The deceased was an Aggie.)
“Went to play the back nine”
“Made his ‘transition’ on July 20, 2008, immediately following his ‘British Open’ extravaganza”
“Left us to make Tee Time with our Lord”
Man, apparently golf is very serious business indeed. And I guess that last person will know by now if it’s true that not even God can hit a one-iron.
– John Nova Lomax
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