PETCO Food Seized by FDA
If you have pets and you live in Texas and you’re a moron who chooses PETCO over PetSmart, don’t buy no food from your preferred store today: the FDA has requested a seizure of food stored at their distribution center in Illinois.
Based on my experience at their dimly lit, dungeon-like stores staffed by indifferent, overwhelmingly unhelpful employees, this comes as no surprise. So, uh, yeah. – Craig Malisow