Spaced City

Space Case

By Keith Plocek Fri., Jun. 8 2007 at 3:04 PM
Categories: Spaced City
Maybe they should consider sending her into space. It really would be a win-win.
With Atlantis set to launch this evening, today is supposed to be the day NASA begins moving beyond its rep as a breeding ground for love triangles and murder-suicides. It's supposed to be the day America is reminded of what the space agency actually does. It's supposed to be the day of the phoenix.

But right now all the news stations are busy reporting more important matters, like the fact Paris Hilton has been hauled, crying, back to jail. Sorry, NASA. Maybe next time. – Keith Plocek

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