So you might be wondering what Keith Urban has been up to these days. Well, I've been doing a little painting — oil painting, actually. Here's an online gallery, registered under my name.
I also play a little country music, but you probably already knew that. After all, the name Keith Urban is synonymous with the smooth, rock-tinged sounds of Nashville. Here's a site where you can learn more about that.
But what I really love doing is suing people who have the same name as me. Why? Because I, Keith Urban, am a total douche.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go try to have sex with Nicole Kidman. -- Keith "Urban" Plocek