Re: Dirty Money
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Keith Plocek for HouStoned Images Ltd., Ulmtd.
"The Hoi Polloi should not be so quick to celebrate," says Philip MePockets. "KKR's vow to become 'customer-centric' is a mere ration of bread and circuses for the unwashed. Frequent nightlong poker games with Governor GoodHair ensure that, in the end, we will be sootcessful. All power will soon come from coal. Horseless carriages and even those ghastly Metro buses will sport beautifully belching smokestacks. The future is voluminous and bituminous!"
In this era of corporate responsibility, we wouldn't expect anything less. — Keith Plocek
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