Mayor McCheese Could Not Be Reached for Comment
Monday, Feb. 5 2007 @ 2:55PM
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An artist's sketch of the victim.
Thief One: Dude, we should steal that statue. That shit would be hilarious.Thief Two: Oh, man. Let's do it.
Baytown police are seeking this man for questioning, but in order to expedite the process, the department has joined together with HouStoned to get the statue back, no questions asked. (This joint operation is super, super top secret, so don't bother asking Baytown PD about it, because they'll just deny it outright.) Anyone with information leading to the delivery of the Ronald McDonald statue to the Houston Press parking lot will receive a free HouStoned Rocks T-shirt. And then we'll, um, turn the statue over to the authorities. — Keith Plocek
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