Be The Bachelor(ette)
Your basic info on the auditions are here, but all you need to know is that you have to show up between 6 p.m. and 10 p.m., be at least 21 and have a valid I.D. Oh, and if you wear a tiara and claim to not judge people while you judge them *ahem — Erica*, that couldn't hurt.
This all ties in very well with tonight's two-hour finale of The Bachelor, in which handsome Prince Lorenzo picks between contestants Sadie and Jennifer. For the record, Erica says she'll leaning towards Jennifer, but you can ask her yourself tonight. We're thinking of stopping by tonight just to see if Erica calls anyone a "commoner" or "peasant." — Steven Devadanam