Jailhouse Rocks

Reuters
Save that cup for loose change, Andy
What were you doing the day after Ken Lay's funeral? If you were fellow Enron scammer Andrew Fastow, you were watching every penny. A spy at the Westheimer Guitar Center informs us that Fastow was in the store today cashing in a coupon for free guitar strings. "Maybe he broke his old set playing a lament" for his old boss, the spy says. It's a big fall from raking in millions through off-the-book partnerships to saving a couple of bucks with a coupon. At least Fastow will have the equipment he needs if he decides to write a blues song about it all. Or maybe just cover this one. - Richard Connelly
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