Rest of the Best 2013: Houston's Top Ten Pizzas

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Photo by Kaitlin Steinberg
Piola's carbonara pizza is like bacon and eggs, but in pizza form.
9. Piola
I'm a sucker for an egg-topped pizza, so I was surprised when I ordered the carbonara pizza at Piola and it didn't come with a sunny-side up egg in the center of it. I opened the to-go box just outside the storefront in Midtown, only to find what looked like a cheese pizza with a bit of prosciutto and a nice golden crisp from the open fire in Piola's brick oven. I took a bite, and lo and behold, it tasted like...carbonara. Traditionally, of course, carbonara is a pasta dish composed of eggs, Parmesan, pancetta and some cracked black pepper. But this pizza is carbonara you can eat with nothing but your hands! It's simple, and, contrary to Piola's claims of being authentically Italian, tastes exactly like a slice of pizza you'd grab at an above-average pizza counter in New York City. Fresh, crispy, greasy, delish.

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Photo by Kaitlin Steinberg
Pizza L'Vino basically puts Greek salad on top of a pizza without all that healthy lettuce.
8. Pizza L'Vino
Like Pink's, Pizza L'Vino delivers. Unlike Pink's, Pizza L'Vino delivers booze. Were accessibility and availability of wine with my pizza the only criteria for this list, Pizza L'Vino would be higher. But it's not. That said, Pizza L'Vino makes a mean pie. The Greek Islander is arguably the best, because it's one of the few pizzas in town I've found with so many "premium" toppings for a reasonable price. The Greek Islander packs sautéed spinach, tomatoes, onions, roasted garlic, artichoke hearts, feta, kalamata olives and Wisconsin mozzarella, all on one round of dough topped with purportedly Greek oregano. It's like a Greek salad on a pizza, and I'm convinced that the melty mozzarella is the single component that all the Greek salads I've ever eaten in my life have been missing.

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Photo by Dutch Small. Yes, he photographed his own pizza.
Spicy, tender and a tad unexpected -- this Boheme pizza is everything a man should be.
7. Boheme
The pizzas at Boheme are not traditional in any sense of the word. They're all served on a Middle Eastern flatbread known as lavash, which is made of flour, water and salt -- no yeast. It's similar to a cracker crust, which some people might pooh-pooh, but you really shouldn't until you try it. Chef Rishi Singh's inventive toppings will have you reimagining all that pizza can be. Of all the wild, Asian-inspired pizzas, though, the Dutchie is the undisputed king. It was invented after a local PR maven and friend of Boheme, Dutch Small, asked his friends what kind of toppings he'd have if he were a pizza. It turns out the answer is sriracha tomato sauce (or sass), pancetta, mozzarella, ricotta, fresh basil and a touch of Turkish Aleppo pepper flakes. Just like its namesake, it's spicy, fresh and distinctive with each bite.


Location Info

Pink's Pizza

1403 Heights Blvd., Houston, TX

Category: Restaurant

Piola

3201 Louisiana St., Houston, TX

Category: Restaurant

Pizza L'Vino

544 Waugh Drive, Houston, TX

Category: Restaurant

Boheme Cafe & Wine Bar

307 Fairview, Houston, TX

Category: Music

Pi Pizza Truck

, Houston, TX

Category: Restaurant

Coppa Osteria

5210 Morningside Drive, Houston, TX

Category: Restaurant

Pizaro's Pizza Napoletana

14028 Memorial Drive, Houston, TX

Category: Restaurant

Dolce Vita Pizzeria & Enoteca

500 Westheimer Rd., Houston, TX

Category: Restaurant


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raiders6408
raiders6408

Holy crap! That Taleggio pizza was the worst thing I ever smelled and it made my whole car/house stink. I realized what it was after I had a flash back to Gordon Ramsey saying " never use black truffle oil, it covers all the flavors and it doesn't even come from black truffles" the whole pizza was drenched in black truffle oil. Please don't order this pizza with the truffle oil. The Calamari wasn't anything special either. I don't recommend those. The mushrooms come with this meat looking spread, it's good for dipping your crust in. Overall I was extremely unimpressed with the price and quality of the food at Dolce Vita. How could this be #1 on the list? Certainly not for its food, must be because the small dim lit environment.

fellowfoodie
fellowfoodie

Kaitlin - Three quick things.  First of all, thank you for putting this list together.  It has definitely given my wife and I some ideas for different places to try pizza other than our usual standbys.  Second, I am not second guessing you at all, but have you been to Romano's on West Gray?  Back in the 1970's and early 80's, I tossed pizza at a place across the street from Rockaway's Playland in Queens, NY.  Romano's seems to be the closest to authentic NY pizza in Houston (with Franks on Travis coming in a close second).  Lastly, making a list of the "best" of anything, but especially pizza, is a frustrating endeavor at best.   Some folk like lots of toppings, some don't.  Some like traditional toppings, some prefer unusual ones.  Some folks define a pizza by its crust while others don't care about it much.  Some folks like thick chewy crust.  Others are thin and crispy folks.  The variety of types of pizza available in Houston makes only one thing certain.  No matter who you put on (or leave off) of your list, some folks are bound to disagree.    

FRL713
FRL713

Kenneally's is pretty solid as well, although pizza always tastes better in a bar.  Ciao Bello's excellent thin pizzas are specially priced on Sundays BTW.

Stephanie Ann Smith
Stephanie Ann Smith

Your opinion is your opinion some of us like Pink's and if you don't that's fine but it's NOT CRAP!!!!!!!!

justthefacts
justthefacts

Try Nick's Italian Sports bar for some mighty fine pizza.  This is a sports bar on Rocky Ridge just off Westheimer east of Gessner just behind Burger King.  I highly recommend the double bacon cheeseburger pizza and they have more traditional pizzas, as well. 

cinemanoct
cinemanoct

Another thing. We, as a society, need to have a discussion wether "flatbread pizza" is actually pizza. I believe they are unfolded sandwiches.

major_delmac
major_delmac

I love how the captions dont tell you the name of the pizza place and all the photos just blend together.

major_delmac
major_delmac

I love how the captions dont tell you the name of the pizza place and all the photos just blend together.

grandiose
grandiose

• agree, Fuzzy's is overlooked as well as Antonio's

• will probably get slapped for this, but if you order correctly, Collina's can be great

cinemanoct
cinemanoct

Not putting Star and/or Brother's in this list is like not putting The Galleria on a top Houston Malls list. Makes this list invalid.

Tofu Alienn
Tofu Alienn

I want to try the no. 1 spot you mention in your post, Dolce Vita. Pizza is one of my favorite things to eat, especially with a yummy cold, rich, dark beer. Thanks so much for writing this article!

Tofu Alienn
Tofu Alienn

oh I also love Star Pizza Houston, of course haha

Tofu Alienn
Tofu Alienn

Original Napoli Restaurants by Papa Zack -they have a fb page and Russo's Gourmet Pizza. ^_^

Anse
Anse

People who live outside the Loop need to shut up already. My gawd. We all know you exist. We have to navigate 30 miles of strip malls and "Are you sure you know who the daddy is?" billboards from any direction to get back to town whenever we leave. 

It's called the Houston Press, so naturally, they write a lot about...Houston.

O'Rourke Chris
O'Rourke Chris

I have not found a favorite as of yet, but now maybe I will.

robertwschroeder
robertwschroeder

Ah yes...of course, there is no world outside of the loop. You would think with all the changes to this town over the years, the Press would have gotten over that snobby inner loop thing by now. If you want to truly be a great reviewer you need to learn how to get out of your comfort zone. It's a big world out there...try crossing 610 and see what it's like.

cgera713
cgera713

What is this?  It seems more like a list of the trendiest places to be seen eating pizza.  Some interesting places on the list anyhow.


pastamom
pastamom

George's  Pastaria.  Their Westside pizza is hot!!

erichenao
erichenao topcommenter

What I like here is that you have selected some great places, but you've also highlighted some different types of pizza that most wouldn't order. Cause you know most people just order the pepperoni, cheese or margarita (if they are feeling fancy). Thanks for this! You're doing fine as a reviewer…Houston is a big city and the commenters are brutal. Keep at it!

jeeterbug
jeeterbug

you should have asked for tips on places  from fellow EOW blogger Christine U!  I agree, no brothers?  no fuzzys?  no star?  i don't know why I expected more.  anyhow, this new Yorker digresses. :/

SirRon
SirRon

You ITL snobs always overlook the Mexican Pizza at Taco Bell.

KaitlinS
KaitlinS topcommenter

@major_delmac That was a great point. We went in and added the names of the pizza places in the captions. Sorry if it was confusing before!

RedIsNotADrink
RedIsNotADrink

@robertwschroeder If you look down the comments I said the same thing regarding the section of the city. She was kind enough to respond and seems like she did her homework. 

Glenda32
Glenda32

@robertwschroeder 

Robert....ah yes, of course....the assassin who sits back and criticizes and then offers no recommendations. 

So help us, help me, I've just moved to far west Houston, but I can drive anywhere you suggest has great pies.

KaitlinS
KaitlinS topcommenter

@pastamom That wasn't on my radar as a great pizza place, but I'll definitely have to check it out!

bodl
bodl

I know all about Brother's, Fuzzy's, and Star. I appreciate this list because it points out a few places I need to try. I don't agree with all the selections, which is great. If I agreed with all the selections, I wouldn't be learning anything.

Thanks, KS!

gossamersixteen
gossamersixteen topcommenter

@SirRon Better yet the cheap-o totinos mexican pizza with taco bell hot sauce.. Delish bachelor chow..

RedIsNotADrink
RedIsNotADrink

@SirRon Wow Kaitlin you missed some of the greats... how about Chucky Cheese's, Cici's,  Pizza Hut?? (actually their Wing Street menu is pretty good) lol

KaitlinS
KaitlinS topcommenter

@SirRon That's going on my next top ten list along with Whataburger fries and Taco C queso. 

Actually, I really want to write that list.

robertwschroeder
robertwschroeder

@Glenda32 @robertwschroeder Believe me, I'm no hater. If you're new to Houston then you may not know about the whole "inner loop" thing. There are people who truly believe that in a city the size of Houston, there is nothing beyond the loop. I'm not a "burbs" guy either, but I believe there are great restaurants all over this city.

Here are my two suggestions: 

Fuzzy's. If you're from the midwest, like myself, then you can appreciate a nice thick-crust style pizza. There is no better than Fuzzy's (in my opinion). There are a few around town, but I go to the one on Antoine.

My other choice is Antonio's Flying Pizza (off of Hilcroft/Voss & Westheimer). It's been around forever and is so legit, I half expect to see a couple dogs sharing a romantic candlelight dinner in the back. If you go when it's busy the guys will put on a nice show for the kids throwing the dough back and forth as well. Also...try the meatball sandwich. It may be one of my favorite sandwiches in the world.

gossamersixteen
gossamersixteen topcommenter

@Glenda32 @robertwschroeder Recommendation: Go back in time to when Marios pizza on Galveston Island was still owned by the original family that opened it. Heavenly memories of the best pizza ever and space invaders..

jeeterbug
jeeterbug

I've learned something too...pizza in tx is crap! (w the exception of what I listed). but again, i'd probably appreciate this list if I weren't from ny.

Glenda32
Glenda32

@robertwschroeder @Glenda32 

Yeah, I've been to both and like them, and they're not far outside the loop (actually within the loop if you're talking beltway 8). Fuzzy's brothers are Lebanese from Chicago, my hometown, and Antoine seems the best location to me too. Antonio's was good and satisfying, and an interesting old world joint that seems from yesteryear. Good calls.

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