The Top 10 Eating...Our Words Posts of 2012
Last week, we began wrapping up the year in review. We looked at the most notable restaurant closings of 2012, the restaurants we're most excited about for 2013 and our most popular Top 10 lists of the year.
Photo by Katharine Shilcutt The things you do for love.
This week, we're looking at the best new restaurants of 2012 and -- today -- the 10 most popular Eating...Our Words posts from the last year. The round-up doesn't include Top 10 lists, but strictly the articles, news items and funny rants that our readers loved the most in the last 12 months.
Even when we're sick, we still work. It's all for you, people. ALL FOR YOU. ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD. (Sorry, the effects of all the cough syrup are just now wearing off.)
This is best read with "The Star-Spangled Banner" played on full blast, followed up by a little "Eye of the Tiger" and shotgunning a Bombshell Blonde.
Could wild, Gulf-caught Black tiger shrimp be showing up on a menu near you some day? Catching and eating invasive species is often the easiest way to rid your waters them, after all.
...and still growing.
6. Point-Counterpoint: The Monte Cristo Sandwich Is an Absurd Joke
Proof that the devil exists.
PEOPLE HAVE MANY OPINIONS ABOUT THIS SANDWICH WHICH ARE OFTEN VOICED IN ALL-CAPS "RESPONSES" FOLLOWED BY MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!
According to The Consumerist, this is the article that caused Costco to sell out of Thanksgiving boxes this year, leading me to believe that a large number of people didn't actually read the post past the headline.
Before you ask: You can still find Baked Alaska at The Oceanaire. You're welcome.
I still see "flaming young" in my Twitter stream on a daily basis, so this PSA was clearly in vain.
Consider our list Doom played at the Ultra-Violence level (the regular list is clearly "Don't Hurt Me" while the "Nightmare!" level is reserved for the likes of the Anthonys Bourdain and Zimmern).
On that note, there's finally a place in town where you can eat all the fugu you desire: Michiru Sushi. Make it your New Year's resolution -- if you're brave enough.
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