Where to Eat on Thanksgiving If You're Poor and Lonely but Appreciate Nice Butts

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So you've decided that the Costco box of Thanksgiving is too much work and that dining out at a fancy restaurant is too expensive. Your family has still suspiciously not issued a Thanksgiving invitation and all of your friends have "out of town" plans. Where are you going to spend your turkey day, my poor lonely friend?

Reddit has the answer, naturally. Especially if you appreciate a nice butt with your meal.

According to discerning Houston diner Rudy Alvarenga, the Taco Cabana at 11441 Katy Freeway has excellent food, decor and service. It also has the two most important things in a fast food Tex-Mex restaurant: "Great tacos. Big booty bitches."

Yeah, he's a country boy, but those big city tacos and booties fill him up with joy.

This song goes out to you and your tacos, Rudy. May you feast upon them at Taco Cabana with booty-inspired joy this Thanksgiving.

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For the past seven years we have done an after Thanksgiving party on Friday.  It's BYOB for everyone, with a few select folks getting the Turkey and the sides.  (For example, I'm responsible for the cajun fried turkey and the egg nog, one of my guys makes a sweet potato casserole that is legendary, and others bring stuffing, potatoes, cranberries, etc.  It has always been a hit, and it allows folks who didn't get a "true" thanksgiving meal the opportunity to have one.  Plus you get to drink without the worry of embarrassing your parents or children!  I'm surprised more people don't do it.  It really is a lot of fun.

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