What Does Your Choice of Girl Scout Cookie Say About You?

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Photo illustrations by Monica Fuentes
What does your choice of Girl Scout cookie say about you?

If you're the type of person who likes to steal Girl Scout cookies, it says that you're a useless jackass who likes to be punched in the face by little girls. (True story.)

Most of us, though, just stick to obtaining our Thin Mints the old-fashioned way. And that box of cookies says more about you than you may realize...



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David
David

This is why I love HP.

Gaspar_Ramsey
Gaspar_Ramsey

The correct way to eat a Lemonade is with a Thin Mint on top.

Kylejack
Kylejack

 I'm a lover, not a fighter. And I like dunking my Peanut Butter Sandwiches in milk.

kirkc
kirkc

wait... liking coconut, caramel & chocolate makes me racist?  day-um.

Sam Brown
Sam Brown

I never thought I'd get over my 2nd cardiologist, and then I met Ben.  I'll never be the same.

Bruce R
Bruce R

When will the Girls Scouts stop pestering me at Kroger and HEB?

The cookies are shitty and expensive.

Joselyne Gonzalez
Joselyne Gonzalez

I love GS cookies!!! I think any choice of cookie means I'm always going to be fat :(

m9777
m9777

Try dunking them in black coffee!  Wonderful and I can make 6 of them disappear in just a minute or two.

Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

 I think it has to do with the cookie's original name. BTW, those are my faves too.

Discgolfer22
Discgolfer22

I hope they don't use this reasoning in the in-depth expose on what your cracker you eat. I'm going to be afraid to go shopping now for fear people are staring at my cart.

m9777
m9777

Come on Bruce.  It's a fund-raising project for gosh sakes. Some people like them in spite of their cost.  I, for one, am a Peanut Butter Sandwich fan and my GS grand-daughter doesn't even need to ask. 

kirkc
kirkc

*I* didn't name them! <grin>  besides, are French Fries racist?  kiwis?</grin>

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