The Astros Allowing Outside Food Inside Next Season: Our Suggestions

Categories: News

Minute Maid Park Food 012.jpg
This tiny helmet of Blue Bell ice cream was the only food worth buying at Minute Maid Park previously.
The minor explosions you may have heard yesterday were the heads of Astros' fans imploding over news that new owner Jim Crane could possibly change the name of the franchise next season -- as well as its uniforms, ticket prices and Minute Maid Park's food policies. It's starting to feel like the beginning of Major League around here. All that needs to happen next is for Charlie Sheen to show up.

The good news, however, is that in addition to lowered ticket prices for home games next season, Astros fans -- those of us left -- will finally be able to bring our own food into the park. The new food policy is particularly notable because the Astros were long the only MLB team that didn't allow its fans to bring outside food into its stadium.

Chronicle columnist Ken Hoffman was one of the policy's few defenders, although he himself noted that the policy tended to draw harsh criticism of former owner Drayton McLane, as fans lambasted him for "gluttony, lust, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, pride and the eighth, and deadliest sin...$7.50 beer."

While I doubt the new food policy will allow fans to bring alcoholic beverages inside Minute Maid Park, here are a few food suggestions for next season if you feel like taking in and packing out. All of these suggested places are downtown and have reasonably easy access to street parking so that you can zip in and out before the game.

Note: As of right now, the Astros have said that food must be brought inside in small, clear, plastic bags. Bags. Not even containers. That's just dumb, and I hope they reconsider this policy as it severely limits the types of foods fans can bring into the park.

Phoenicia Downtown 033.jpg
The sliders at Phoenicia's MKT Bar are better than the ones you'll get at Minute Maid. I promise.
Phoenicia

Pack yourself a picnic from Phoenicia's enormous selection of freshly-made pita bread, hummus, baba ghanoush, sliced meats, cheeses, fruits and more. This grocery store practically specializes in foods meant for snacking on outdoors (this is why it's also perfect for a pit stop pre-Discovery Green). And if you go upstairs, you'll even find tools, baskets, napkins and more to assemble a picnic-style basket if you didn't bring your own.

Georgia's Farm to Market

Grab a couple of reusable grocery bags and head to the downtown location of this grocery store, which specializes in locally grown and/or organic foods. It also happens to have great pre-made sandwiches, dips, salads and more that are easily tossed in a to-go bag with little muss or fuss. As a bonus, they're healthier for you than picking up an Antone's po-boy -- no matter how good they are.

_MG_2985.jpg
Photo by Troy Fields
Pitas to-go at Niko Niko's.
Niko Niko's at Market Square

One of my favorite things about Niko Niko's is its box lunches: Conveniently packed and priced, the boxes cost just a hair over $10. Inside, you get your choice of sandwich or pita (you can't beat the gyro sandwich here), hummus and pita chips and a healthy Greek yogurt parfait for dessert. They're easily transportable and super-tasty.

Cafe Luz

Depending on what Cafe Luz's talented team of chefs and bakers have been working on, you can pick up items like Argentinean empanadas, a cup of carrot and jalapeño bisque, a spinach-feta quiche or maple-roasted turnips. Cafe Luz's food is seasonal and changes almost by the week, but it's always simple and delicious. Many are also already conveniently pre-packed to-go. You can even get house-made soda from the soda fountain or a few bottles of locally brewed Kickin Kombucha.

My Voice Nation Help
11 comments
Stadium Dork
Stadium Dork

I am going to buy some industrial size clear plastic bags big enough to put a pizza box in! I will do whatever it takes to follow the rules.

SirRon
SirRon

Shilcutt, Sheriff Blaylock would like to see you at the station regarding that ice cream picture's caption.

Kylejack
Kylejack

"This tiny helmet of Blue Bell ice cream was the only food worth buying at Minute Maid Park previously."

Well there was El Real, at least.

RachelK2009
RachelK2009

Imagine bringing some good food at good prices. They may actually have more fans buy tickets to the games and stay the entire game!

Guest
Guest

McLane. Drayton McLane. 

Katharine Shilcutt
Katharine Shilcutt

Due to my past life as a hell-raiser, the words "Sheriff ____ would like to see you" still strike a bit of fear into my heart when I read them...

Katharine Shilcutt
Katharine Shilcutt

I never got a chance to try El Real at Minute Maid, but I was less than impressed with its sister restaurant at the park, Little Big's.

SirRon
SirRon

I just want to know if we are still going to have access to the free jalapenos at the condiment bar. This is key. Could you do some journalismizing on this for me, Shilcutt? I want unlimited free jalapenos to put on whatever I please!

Related -- in college, I survived on free pickles from the condiment bar of the stadium bbq joint during Texas home games.

Bruce R
Bruce R

I was going to stay out of this but since SirRon has never been more correct, I'll pile on.  The nachos at Minute Maid kick enormous ass.  Get the massive ones with chicken and loads of other stuff--they even put fresh japs on them.  Then you go over to the free pickled japs and load up on those.  You get a jalapeno in every bite, as the nacho god intended.  Best nachos in town, and a bargain at around $8.

Now Trending

From the Vault

 

Loading...