Finally: S*%# Foodies Say

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A mere week ago, I was petulantly whining that of all the eminently quotable people who've had "Shit ____ People Say" videos made out of their inane, daily vocabulary, we foodies had yet to be targeted. We are always ripe for the picking, folks.

"Can I get that with a fried egg on it?"

"I'd really like that sandwich shop more if it stocked locally baked artisan bread."

And the Internet gods heard my cry. Finally, a "Shit Foodies Say" video has been born.

Maybe you're tired of watching these videos -- and if you are, I recommend watching "Shit Gay Guys Say To Their Cats" to lure you back into the genre -- but lines like "I'm gonna eat the shit outta that!" and "I want my first-born child to be born into a bath of this horchata" make "Shit Foodies Say" a very worthy entry into the canon. Its "secret menu" sequel is equally amusing.

After all, I barely make it through a single day without groaning in the car that "I should have worn my stretchy pants."



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Geezy
Geezy

I've always wondered, can "foodies" actually cook or do they just go around "reviewing" food that typically ends up in some baseless, novice ass rant?

Andrew
Andrew

Not all of them can, some can though. There are some annoying reviewers who have no experience and then there are legit ones. There are plenty of legit and well respected restaurant writers and critics that can't cook tremendously well. The same applies to respected writers who review films. Frank Bruni always said that you don't have to know how to make a good creme brulee to judge a good creme brulee and that your assets are new culinary vocabulary and a wide range of experience dining out.

Foodie-Kruger
Foodie-Kruger

"some baseless, novice ass rant"The pot calling the kettle black.

Erik Vidor
Erik Vidor

Was that video supposed to be funny? I'm so confused.

rgwalt
rgwalt

If asking for a fried egg on my food is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Nicholas L. Hall
Nicholas L. Hall

Although I don't self-identify as a "foodie," I was still hoping to be skewered. I don't feel skewered.

FattyFatBastard
FattyFatBastard

The problem with these are that they are typically made by idiots who think they are a lot funnier and "in the know" than they actually are.  These days anyone with an iPhone and 10 minutes to kill can make one, which is why 90% of them are absolute crap.  This one falls into the 90% category.

Brittanie Shey
Brittanie Shey

Best one I've seen is Things Chics Say to Gay Guys. It was made by a gay guy. Spot on.

FattyFatBastard
FattyFatBastard

*Sigh*  OK, I will try to find that one to see if it is worth 2 minutes of my life.

FattyFatBastard
FattyFatBastard

*Sigh*  OK, I will try to find that one to see if it is worth 2 minutes of my life.

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