5 Food Celebrities We'd Rather See Naked Than Anthony Bourdain (and 5 We Wouldn't)

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In case you hadn't heard -- especially since the man himself Tweeted the pic -- a nude photo of Anthony Bourdain surfaced yesterday, taken 12 years prior while on vacation. To quote Bourdain on the photo's origin, "My wife took 'em. Fuck it. Welcome to the Caribbean."

It's not the first time we've seen Mr. Bourdain in the nude, although the first time famously featured the chef holding a bone in front of his...er...bone. So the news that TMZ had acquired a "legit" nude photo of the chef wasn't really all that exciting.

Because as much as we like Bourdain (and as much as we agree with the fact that he's got a killer tan in the photo), he's not the celeb at the top of our "celebrities we want to see naked" list. He's not even the celeb at the top of our "food celebrities we want to see naked list."

But these folks are.

Food Celebrities We Want To See Naked:

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5. Gail Simmons

It just seems like all of her would be equally...perky... She's also prettier in person than we thought she could possibly be. Sigh.

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4. Sophie Dahl

She may have lost a lot of her signature weight, but she's still gorgeous to us -- and possibly more gorgeous to those who like their women on the skinny side. (Of course, to see Ms. Dahl nude, you really only need turn to her infamous Yves Saint Laurent campaign.)

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3. Ludovic Lefebre

It's a romance novel cover come to life...with fish.

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You'll always be our English muffin, you cheeky bird.
2. Nigella Lawson

Even Nigella wants to see Nigella naked.

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We'd say g'day to Stone's down under.
1. Curtis Stone

This man is so pretty it hurts. Thanks, Australia. This makes up for Natalie Imbruglia.



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Ed T.
Ed T.

Katharine - I am surprised that Tom Colicchio is missing from your "NOT NEKKID!" list.

michael
michael

Claudia Bassols...followed very closely by Claire Robinson!

AY
AY

There was a Spanish woman who did a PBS show with Mario...Claudio Bassols?  She managed to make Gwyneth Paltrow the homely little-sister character of the show.

Francesco Orodinapoli
Francesco Orodinapoli

Nigella might be a little rough. She was here for a book signing a while back and I shot some photos, including some (accidental, I swear) close-ups of just her derriere. It was not a pretty sight.

SHUT UP & EAT!
SHUT UP & EAT!

I'd let Giada DeLaurentis regurgitate food into my mouth like I was a baby bird.

H_e_x
H_e_x

Padma has already done nude work, or so I've been told...

Kelli
Kelli

o....m.....g......what?

Mike
Mike

Uh, duh!Claire RobinsonClaire RobinsonClaire Robinson!!!

She's got 5 ingredients that would make me drool...

(oh, I cannot actually explain that, but I needed some kinda tie-in...)

chillin' like a champ
chillin' like a champ

the correct answer is Laura Calder. That woman is freakin hot.

and why do we "like" Anthony Bourdain so much? yeah, I hope he's as genuine as he appears and writes, but he's become a product, a character, a parody of himself. And his new show appears to be pretty much the same show he's been doing all along.

Megan
Megan

I have yet to see Curtis Stone in Des Moines.  (He signed a two-year consulting contract with a grocery chain there, and he's in and out filming commercials.  I guess he's stopped in to the Williams-Sonoma several times.)  Sigh.  The closest I've gotten is the cardboard cutout at the store.

Terry Alexander
Terry Alexander

Want to See: Nigella is at the very top of my list. No one has ever made eating food more erotic than her. Giada DeLaurentiis is a close second. I guess my dream date would be the two of them serving each other cannolies in the raw.

Never Want to See: Guy FieriTA

Scott218
Scott218

Have you seen the follow up? Not only is Guy's people disputing much of it, so is David Page. While both of these gentlemen are probably assholes (that shouldn't be much of a newsflash), it appears that the writer(s) cherry-picked a lot of information to present a biased story.

Terry Alexander
Terry Alexander

I actually read that a while back and my whole outlook on him changed afterwards. However, even when I liked him, he was the last person I would ever need to see naked.TA

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