Denny's Grand Slams $2.99 on Black Friday
There's nothing getting an early start running errands or getting some exercise followed by a good, hearty breakfast. It's the perfect start to a great day. This Friday will likely not be one of those days. Instead of errands or exercise, there will be sleep deprivation and panicked shopping and rather than a good, hearty breakfast, you get Denny's. The good news: at least breakfast will be cheap.
Mmm...Moons Over My Hammy
Between midnight and 8 a.m. this Friday, Denny's will be offering their Grand Slam breakfast for only $2.99. That's right, even Denny's has a doorbuster this year.
Denny's calls its Grand Slam breakfast and Black Friday "American traditions" celebrating, we assume, being fat and greedy. But, if you are feeling festive from the blaring of songs from the Wilson Phillips Christmas over local retailer loudspeakers, Denny's has something for you too, holiday boy.
You can try out the Holiday Turkey Melt, complete with stuffing and cranberry honey-mustard spread, just like mom used to make. If you have a sweet tooth, grab an order of their Pancake Puppies (not made with real puppy). They also have all the regular stuff. We are partial to the Moons Over My Hammy.
So, put down that donut, my good man. Throw out that kolache, dear lady, because nothing puts the "ho" in "holidays" like 3 a.m. at Denny's.