Top 5 Food Network Chef-Inspired Halloween Costumes

You can be Mario Batali in just a few easy steps.

So what does a food-loving, non-slutty, only slightly lame person do for Halloween? We've assembled five choices from the constellation of Food Network personalities -- both past and present -- that require very little ingenuity on your end but a whole lot of BAM to pull off. Think you've got what it takes to be Anthony Bourdain for Halloween? (Considering the answer is to smoke, get drunk and snarl a lot, you probably do.)

5. Mario Batali

Great for: the heavyset gentleman who's outgrown going as Comic Book Guy every year and is looking for a new, mature direction in his Halloween costume. Also, anyone who loves Crocs.

You'll need: a white button-up shirt (just pretend it's a chef's jacket), khaki shorts, a white apron that ties at the waist, orange or white socks (your call), orange Crocs.

4. Sandra Lee

Great for: blonde MILFs, or any young women aspiring to be blonde MILFs.

You'll need: an outfit assembled from your mother's closet (if you're one of the younger Sandra Lees) or an outfit assembled from Chico's (if you're already at MILF stage), a vacant expression and a plastic smile. Remember to display as much cleavage as possible and do not draw in your eyebrows. I also highly recommend carrying around a Kwanzaa cake.

3. Anthony Bourdain

Great for: slim, slightly older men with a penchant for excessive profanity and inebriation.

You'll need: a black punk rock t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, skinny jeans, old cowboy boots, a cigarette in one hand, a flask in your back pocket and an attitude. You're going for old-school Bourdain here, remember, not the non-smoking father who looks almost wholesome and presentable.