The 5 Worst Houston Restaurant Websites

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Yesterday, we rolled out our list of the five best Houston restaurant websites. Today is something different.

In scouring dozens of websites over the past week, we came to realize something. Restaurant websites in Houston are mostly terrible. This may be true of other industries as well, but it seemed particularly true of restaurants making it difficult to come up with what we considered the absolute worst.

To clear things up a bit, we set a few rules for ourselves. Any website that was just a single page of mostly text was eliminated from contention since it didn't really rise to the level of being a "website." Also, any template based websites generated through a Google or GoDaddy interface were not counted. For our money, restaurants really had to try and fail (sometimes miserably) to make this list.

After careful consideration, we offer you the five(ish) worst Houston restaurant websites.

5. Le Mistral

It's hard to believe a restaurant this nice can have a website that sucks this bad. At the top, just below the logo, is an annoying, spinning Flash slideshow that reverses course when you mouseover it. Font sizes are different on each page, and finding your way around is complicated since the links on every page except the front one are all the way at the bottom, forcing endless scrolling. The site doesn't even have its own domain name, instead residing on a server with only an IP address (like a street number only longer and more perfectly complicated). In short, it's a mess, which is a shame considering the glowing reviews it has received from many publications, including our own.

Like a crappy recipe, it should be back to the drawing board for your website, Le Mistral. Start by purchasing a domain name unless you think people can find you by remembering the IP address 98.199.225.47. Hint: they can't. Then, take that rotating Flash disaster out back and beat it to death with a shovel. We'll all be better for it.

4. District 7 Grill

District 7 Grill's website looks like a PowerPoint presentation thrown together by an accountant five minutes before a meeting. There are boxes with pictures and graphics strewn all over the page, and it's nearly impossible to figure out what the hell is going on. It took us a few minutes just to realize District 7 is promoting three separate restaurants on this one site. As if that weren't frustrating, some really cheesy music plays loudly in the background, and the only way to turn it off is to scroll down the page and locate the place to dear God MAKE IT STOP! This horrible excuse for a website certainly won't keep us from enjoying what are no doubt nice establishments, but someone needs to shake these folks and let them know their site is a travesty.

Listen D7G (can we call you that?), we're guessing someone who works for you thought they could put a good website together. They were wrong. Scrape that crazy stuff off the screen, erase that awful music, start over fresh and pretend it was all a bad dream.

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charlesatwood
charlesatwood

Was at the Country Kitchen 13300 E Hwy 20 Clearlake Oaks, California 95423 where we at on the first week of September. The servicer was terrible and so was the coffee that we paid for two cups of coffee and charged me 6.47 for the drink and then the bank saw what I was talking about the extra $31 dollars for food we didn’t receive and I canceled. I’m a disabled vet and this is how they treat their locals and vets. I went in their today and when asked to speak to someone in charge and when I told the waitress what happened he chuckled at me in my face and said come back tomorrow the owner would be there and was going to do nothing about it. STAY AWAY FROM THE COUNTRY KITCHEN at 13300 E Hwy 20 Clearlake Oaks, California 95423 their service sucks and they COMMIT CREDIT CARD FRAUD!!!!

charlesatwood
charlesatwood

Was at the Country Kitchen 13300 E Hwy 20 Clearlake Oaks, California 95423 where we at on the first week of September. The servicer was terrible and so was the coffee that we paid for two cups of coffee and charged me 6.47 for the drink and then the bank saw what I was talking about the extra $31 dollars for food we didn’t receive and I canceled. I’m a disabled vet and this is how they treat their locals and vets. I went in their today and when asked to speak to someone in charge and when I told the waitress what happened he chuckled at me in my face and said come back tomorrow the owner would be there and was going to do nothing about it. STAY AWAY FROM THE COUNTRY KITCHEN at 13300 E Hwy 20 Clearlake Oaks, California 95423 their service sucks and they COMMIT CREDIT CARD FRAUD!!!!

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