Top 10 Old-Timey Burgers in Houston
Sometimes, you don't want a burger covered with crushed Cheetos or peanut butter. Sometimes you don't want a burger served under flocked wallpaper that you had to wait 25 minutes to be seated for. Sometimes you don't want a burger that's served to you by a guy who's dressed better than you dress for Sunday morning church service.
Photo by Erika Ray Cheeseburger at Sparkle Burger
Sometimes you just want a regular, no-frills, old-timey burger. Cheese optional, paper napkins mandatory. And at those times, you want to be able to head to a faithful burger stand or ramshackle joint under a bridge and get your meat on.
Below are our 10 favorite old-timey burgers in Houston. If we missed your favorite, let us know about it in the comments section below.
10. Sam's Deli Diner
11637 Katy Freeway
At one time, Sam's would have topped this list. As of late, however, the burgers at this west side haunt -- which has served the neighborhood around it for more than 30 years -- have slipped considerably in quality. Here's hoping it corrects the recent rash of bad burgers and becomes true to form once again. I'm keeping them on the list, although at the bottom, because I still have faith in Sam's. Their Blue Bell ice cream shakes are still tops, after all.
9. Champ Burger
The burgers are great at this little stand in the East End, but -- randomly -- so is the chicken-fried steak. Braving Sampson -- which is absolutely the most horrible, pothole-ridden street in Houston -- only makes your burger that much better. Stand in the shade while you wait for your order and savor the slow pace of life along the street, reflecting on the busy shadows of downtown Houston to one side and the hyper-caffeinated Maxwell House plant to the other.
8. Christian's Tailgate
7340 Washington Avenue
Located on the north side of I-10 -- not the part of Washington Avenue you're thinking about -- the old Christian's "Totem" has spiffed itself up some, but lost a lot of charm in the process (adding a Midtown location didn't help their reputation). Nevertheless, the parking lot at lunch is busier than ever and the burgers haven't suffered. They're still drippy, juicy, wonderfully huge things that will satisfy even the largest appetite.
7. The French Press Cafe
1201 N. Post Oak
A newcomer to this pack, The French Press Cafe deserves some attention for its splendid signature burger: Shallots sauteed in bacon fat are mixed into the meat, which is marinated overnight in Shiner Black Lager and then cooked to perfection on the griddle. Don't forget to try the cafe's bread pudding, too, but leave your pretension at the door. This is a solidly homey, blue collar place that simply serves great food.
6. Bubba's Texas Burger Shack
Bubba's is where I believe many of our trolls congregate. Not because it serves fairy or unicorn burgers, but because it's located under a bridge. Squatting in the shadows of the Highway 59 overpass between Rice and Chimney Rock, Bubba's is actually a great joint -- no trolls, just good burgers. Unlike a lot of places that serve buffalo meat, Bubba's buffalo burgers are actually juicy and rich -- just like the rest of the burgers it serves. Even better? It also has a solid selection of beers.