Baconnaise Sonnet: Pork-Based Condiments

Categories: Leftovers

An ode to baconnaise by Jason Kerr.
I spent the day
Thinking about Baconaise
French Fries could be the way
Maybe a BLT, can't say
Bacon and mayonnaise
It is all the craze
Spreading Pork for days
Sandwiches will be a phase
But fish sticks will stay
Even with all the praise
Your cholesterol won't stray
If you use Baconaise
In a moderate array
Even though it is amazing

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