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Drinking My Own Tex-Mex Apologist Kool-Aid

Thu Nov 29, 2007 at 08:08:18 AM
Now that's cheesy!
This week I complained about the lack of Velveeta in the cheese enchiladas at El Jardin. I take a lot of shit for my honesty on the subject of Velveeta.

While I was researching recipes for The Tex-Mex Cookbook, I came to realize it’s an unavoidable part of Tex-Mex. It was the cheese enchiladas at Larry’s in Richmond that convinced me. They make them with a Velveeta-like processed cheese. And that’s the only way to recreate the cheese enchiladas I remember from the 1970s, the ones that left a pool of cheese and chili gravy on the plate. If you don’t stuff them with Velveeta (or one of its equivalents), the cheese won’t bleed into the gravy.

The main recipe for chile con queso in The Tex-Mex Cookbook comes from Mi Tierra in San Antonio and calls for equal parts Velveeta and cheddar, along with cream, jalapeño and onion.

In a discussion about imported and domestic cheese on the Portland Food and Drink Web site, my friend ExtraMSG takes me to task for my Velveeta recipes:

“I know Texans like Robb Walsh try to insist that Velveeta makes good food, but he’s just plain wrong. He’s drank a little too much of his own Tex-Mex apologist Kool-Aid. I’ll put mornay-based chili con queso made with a tasty cheddar against the salty solidified Cheez Whiz that is Velveeta.”

“He’s drank a little too much of his own Tex-Mex apologist Kool-Aid” is a hilarious turn of phrase. And I imagine that Velveeta would be a hard sell in a food hipster town like Portland. But if ExtraMSG is dipping tortilla chips in gruyere and parmesan-flavored mornay sauce, then either he doesn’t know the difference between queso and fondue, or he has gone over to the dork side. -- Robb Walsh

Category: Robblog

7 Comments:

extramsg says:

Hey, who said I'd use parm and swiss? A cheddar mornay, obviously, even with some annato-neon-orange Tillamook aged cheddar would kick Velveeta's whey protein concentrate ass. Or how about some bubbly queso oaxaca with a spritz of lime and roasted chiles. Oh, Robb, your white trash alternative can't keep up with el chingon.

Scott says:

From one of my favorite food writers anywhere (and, like Mr. Walsh, something of an authority on Tex-Mex):

"Cafe Pacifico's cheese enchiladas came cloaked in a rich red chile colorado sauce. But it was the cheese itself that captured my attention--sharp, tangy, and perfectly melted, with the aroma of a Swiss fondue. This cheese enchilada was the best I'd ever had. Which was quite a surprise, in the Montparnasse section of Paris. 'What kind of cheese do you put in these enchiladas?' I asked the waitress. 'It's an aged Gruyere,' she said in an English accent."

If an award-winning food writer like that can recognize the superiority of honest-to-God cheese in at least some Tex-Mex dishes, there may just be something to what ExtraMSG is saying.

Scott

Joe Mex-Tex says:

Gentlemen, we are talking about Tex-Mex after all - but of course, if we're speaking of 'Authentic' Mexican, there is only one way - but you'll actually have to go to Mexico to get the recipe - or Diane Kennedy - HA!

Joe Mex-Tex

John Lomax says:

I don't know what they put in 'em, but the cheese enchiladas at The Old Spanish Trail in Bandera are the best I have ever had anywhere.

Nate says:

Robb

No need to apologize for velvetta. This is Tex-Mex after all. Who cares what people in Portland or Paris think? Whatever they are eating up there, mornay based (gruyere and bechamel sauce? Yuck) or just plain aged Swiss, is not TexMex.

Keep up the good work.

Nate

PDX Apologist says:

Sorry about Extra blow hole. He has become a Citywide {and now) National embarrassment.

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