That’s probably why you go to the OneNewsNow Web site to get your news. Because you know it’ll give you the Christian news. So I can just imagine your shock yesterday morning when you went to the site and discovered that a Homosexual had run a wind-aided 9.68 seconds sprint to make the Olympics.
Of course, I’m sure that’s got nothing on sprinter Tyson Gay waking up to discover that his spot on the Olympic team was being instead taken by some guy named Tyson Homosexual. And all because some homophobe religious bigots set the auto-replace function to change all uses of “gay” with “homosexual.”
Now the story has been fixed, and Tyson Gay is back on the U.S. Olympic team. But I can’t wait until the Olympics and “Homosexual wins U.S. Gold.” – John Royal
"And you’re afraid that you will become gay if a homosexual moves into your neighborhood."
Actually, this is true, John. It's very similar to how if your wife shakes hands with a pregnant woman then your wife gets pregnant too. It's happened to my wife. We've had at least two kids without having sex. It's like a miracle or something. We're very blessed.
Liston
Posted at: July 1, 2008 1:22 PM