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The Five Worst Uniforms in the History of Houston Sports

Thu May 22, 2008 at 11:46:08 AM

Being a longtime observer of Houston sports means that I’ve seen an awful lot of uniforms. Some good. Many bad. So I thought I would give you what I consider to be the five worst uniforms in Houston sports history.

5. Houston Astros, Home Uniforms, 2000-Present.

I hate these uniforms. I can’t stress enough how much I hate these things.

I hate the colors. I hate the pinstripes. I hate the hat. I hate what they’ve done to the logo.

The colors are dull and boring. And they kind of look like pajamas to me.

Damn Drayton, if you wanted to go retro, you should have gone retro with the unis and gone to the late-60s/early-70s look.

4. Houston Texans, Battle Red Uniforms, 2007.

Maybe it’s just me, but I just don’t think this color of red – excuse me, battle red – goes with this color of blue – excuse me, steel blue – and I really don’t think the combo works when you go for that junior high school combo of red pants, red jerseys, and blue helmet.

Was anybody thinking here?

And remind me to tell you the whole liberty white story sometime.

3. Houston Rockets, Home/Road Unis, 1995-2003.

I’m sorry, but I always thought that Rocket logo with the teeth was moronic.

I didn’t like the color scheme of red, white, and blue – I always liked the red and gold, and the current red and silver is nice.

I especially didn’t like the pinstripes.

2. Houston Astros, Home Uniforms, 1975-1985.

Yes, I’m talking about the rainbows.

These uniforms made the team the laughingstock of the majors.

I’m not even going to bother describing these things, or talking about what’s wrong with them.

Just look at them.

That’s ugly.

1. Houston Astros, Home Uniforms, 1986.

Okay, it’s the rainbows, but instead of the orange cap which, strangely enough, makes sense with the mostly orange and red and yellow jersey, the Astros for some reason have decided to go with the blue cap. -- John Royal

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5 Comments:

Nate says:

The Rockets' jammies are not only the ugliest in Houston history, but in the history of American pro sports. Maybe there was some Central American football team in the 70s that wore something worse, but if they did, I never heard about 'em.

Mark says:

While I agree with the majority of your assesments regarding the best worst trades etc. To say the rainbow uniforms are in the top five worst rather than better, is quite possibly the most ridiculous thing I've heard in quite sometime. You sir, have no style!

I'd have to say you should switch #5 with #1. I hate, hate, hate, hate the current Astros uniforms. Drayton McLane decided to ditch the space theme look (his mid-nineties change to blue and gold and the moving star wasn't bad) and go with a railroad look. Granted, Minute Maid Park sits atop a former train depot in Houston. Big deal. The team is called the ASTROS, not the Choo-Choos or the Express.

I've never liked orange as a color, but I often find myself wishing Houston would resurrect the blue and orange and get rid of the monstrosity of black, brick red and sand. Currently, those are the Arizona Diamondbacks' colors, and they fit well considering the landscape of Arizona.

I can hardly wait for the day when Houston gets rid of these unis. For me, a dream uniform would be a modern twist to the sixties' shooting star with a royal blue and orange.

phil says:

I can live with the current crop, but those silly looking versions from the mid-late 90's (you know the one -> http://www.clipartguide.com/clipart_logos/mlb_astros.gif ) - they were terrible. The logo looked like Drayton drew it up on a napkin at lunch.

@Phil: compared to the ugly railroad uniforms of now, the mid-late 90s looked very nice. At least they didn't have the overused/overrated black and at least they bear some resemblance to the outer space theme that's been the hallmark of the Astros.

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