Email AuthorRichard Connelly
Yevette Walton & Lakisha Rogers: They Interview Tax Preparers Until They Find One Willing to File 53 Fake Returns
May 10, 2013 in Hair Balls
Severe Weather Is Here (w/Pictures!): Save Those Files, Use the Tunnels & Tip Your Pizza Guy Better (Updated: Person Hit By Lightning)
May 10, 2013 in Hair Balls
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Sean Walsh: Feds Send Him Child-Porn Catalog, He Orders, Is Busted
May 10, 2013 in Hair Balls
Beware the plain brown envelope.Modern marketing involves aggressively targeting a potential customer and then quickly and efficiently fulfilling his needs. And when you think of the words "efficiently" and "fulfilling his...
Aggie Lyle Lovett Wants Rain, Has Very Odd Idea of How It's Created
May 09, 2013 in Hair Balls
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The Super-Fast Hennessy Venom GT Visits City Hall (w/Video of It Getting to 186 MPH in 13.63 Seconds at Ellington)
May 09, 2013 in Hair Balls
Photo by city of HoustonMayor Annise Parker looks over the Venom GT with a jealous eye.If Mayor Annise Parker endorses -- nay, celebrates -- a street-legal car that went 300...
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No Wrist-Slap: Dereon Kelley Gets Almost Three Years for Texas State University TSU Bomb Threat
May 09, 2013 in Hair Balls
Dereon Kelley: Writes of his innocence to hometown newspaper.Kids, if you're thinking of getting out of that final you never studied for by phoning in a bomb threat to the...
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New Bicycle Laws for Houston? Take Our Quiz!
May 09, 2013 in Hair Balls
Photo by Abrahan GarzaTest your knowledge!In a long-overdue move, the City of Houston has passed an ordinance intended to make the roads safer for bicyclists and other non-car users of...
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Prostitution Sting Johns: The Oddly Haired, the Wife-Fearing & the Guy Who Wants the Party to Keep on Going
May 09, 2013 in Hair Balls
It's just like this, right?The Harris County Sheriff's Office decided to get in the way of working women on their way to a master's in geopolitics by having itself a...
(Updated) GetEQUAL TX: Gay Group's Protest Shutting Down Austin's 11th & Congress Intersection
May 08, 2013 in Hair Balls
(Updated) Jesus FTW: God-Lovin' Kountze Cheerleaders Trounce Heathens in Court Battle
May 08, 2013 in Hair Balls
Jeffrey Skilling's Appeals Are Over: He & Feds Agree to a Maximum Sentence of 17 Years
May 08, 2013 in Hair Balls
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GIANT SNAILS!! GIANT KILLER SNAILS Have Invaded Texas & Targeted Gullible Children!!
May 08, 2013 in Hair Balls
Photo by Andrew Derksen/FDACS/DPIYou wouldn't pick up a Lissachatina fulica, but your kid might.Beautiful spring weather, it's not hurricane season yet, nothing to worry about outside except the occasional mosquito,...
Alejandra Angelita Sanchez: The Mugshot of a Woman You Don't Want (Allegedly) Stalking You
May 08, 2013 in Hair Balls
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Drugs, Sex & the Rockets: 5 Reasons Why a Hospital Stay Sucks
May 08, 2013 in Hair Balls
Not available in real life.No one likes a hospital stay. That's pretty much a given. But why don't they like it? We need research! Luckily (sorta), I've had some experience lately --...
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Paulina Rubio Knees Dude in Groin, Leaves Contusions, Lawsuit Says
May 08, 2013 in Hair Balls
Was Paulina Rubio wearing these boots at the time?There's nothing like a Gran City Pop to the balls, we're guessing. There's one man who says he knows: Houstonian Hector Vela says...
Brickwall Firm: Dynamo Support Group Madly Backtracks from Homophobic Twitter Remarks
May 07, 2013 in Hair Balls
Texas "Best State for Business" in Survey Rick Perry Touts; "Worst" States Are Pretty Damn Livable, Though
May 07, 2013 in Hair Balls
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Five Reasons You Shouldn't Smoke Pot With Former Aggie QB Reggie McNeal
May 01, 2013 in Hair Balls
Photos by Brazos County Sheriiff's OfficeGig `em, ReggieCollege footballer with weed -- you're thinking Mack Brown's Longhorns, right? Forget it -- we're talking Aggies. Former Aggies. Former Aggies like quarterback Reggie...
Dallas Most Superficial City, But Houston's Close, "Study" Says
April 30, 2013 in Hair Balls
KHOU' Weatherman David Paul's On-Air Hiccups Attack Goes Viral
April 30, 2013 in Hair Balls
Parking Meters Come To Washington Avenue
April 30, 2013 in Hair Balls
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5 Things Every Good Houston Car-Flooding Story Has
April 30, 2013 in Hair Balls
Photo by @TexasStormChasersTales to tell.As you probably know, a freakishly strong surprise storm blasted through Houston Saturday, leaving lots of street flooding. And street flooding means stranded cars, either deep in...
Feds Break Websites Selling Fake High-End Cycling Gear & Clothing
April 29, 2013 in Hair Balls
How Many Freaking Clicks Does It Take To Read A Forbes Listicle? You'll Be Amazed
April 29, 2013 in Hair Balls
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The 5 Dumbest West Fertilizer-Plant Explosion Conspiracy Theories On The Web
April 29, 2013 in Hair Balls
Lots of answers, if you know where to look.Investigators are nowhere near declaring what caused the explosion of the fertilizer factory in West April 17. Other investigators, however, have come to...
