This week, attached to prints of The Dictator came the teaser trailer for Anchorman 2, with the original cast of boys spouting off their trademark borderline profanity from out of the holes where their moustaches lay.

When production of this sequel was announced, the social media world -- I guess we should just say world at this point -- lit up with excitement. The original film, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, ended up being a comedy classic and the source for endless quoting. It's the pleats...

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Yesterday the first official trailer for this fall's star-studded, Instagram-colored gangster flick The Gangster Squad was released, featuring Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn with a Dick Tracy-style facial appliance, Nick Nolte Nick Nolte-ing the scenery and Josh Brolin frowning for the big bucks.

Emma Stone shows up in glamorous '50s pin-up drag to ably entice Baby Goose Gosling as a gun moll. The thought of Penn putting his mitts on his screen gal Stone makes me sick, like "Octomom" sick. Will she be believable as anything but a cute and funny redhead? Will I still follow 17 Tumblr blogs devoted to her? We'll just have to wait and see.

Oh, and at the end of the trailer some hip-hop gets thrown in because dumb, stupid wiener kids won't come to the theater unless there's hip-hop involved, or so think the studios. This is 2012, you guys. This same thing turned me off seeing The Rum Diary in theaters because we needed some reggaeton or whatever to sell the trailer to people who didn't know the source material.

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This week the trailer for this summer's Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis vehicle The Campaign dropped online. The film chronicles the political campaigns of Cam Brady and Marty Huggins, played by Ferrell and Galifianakis, and will surely catch fire in this presidential election year.

The only problem that one could have with The Campaign is that Ferrell seems to be playing his Dubya act through a Step Brothers Instagram filter. And Galifianakis is doing his meek Fugees-loving "Seth Galifianakis" character from a few years back.

But yeah, this still looks entertaining. And you will still go see it. Director Jay Roach's last effort was the 2008 election docu-comedy Game Change for HBO.

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Last night a new trailer for this summer's surefire The Dark Knight Rises hit the Internet, featuring more footage of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a new face in the story, Batman looking beat to hell and defeated, and Bane sporting a new, clearer speaking voice.

Tom Hardy's muffled dialect as Bane was a fun bone of contention with fans and critics when the first few minutes of the film were released months ago. It sounds like Christopher Nolan and crew may have had Hardy dub new lines for Bane as the July 20 release date edges closer and closer.

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This year the 1987 teen classic Summer School, starring a pre-Navy Mark Harmon and a svelte Kirstie Alley, turns 25 years old. The film, released on July 22, 1987, was directed by comedy legend Carl Reiner and written by future Full House creator Jeff Franklin. A must-see for '80s fetishists, the flick is also notable for featuring Courtney Thorne-Smith as a teen surfer girl out to get into the pants of Harmon's Mr. Freddy Shoop, an apathetic, free-spirited teacher. Tasked with getting a group of losers through a semester of summer school, he ends up changing their lives for the better. And throwing wicked parties.

Thankfully, this is also one of the few raunchy '80s romps that haven't been plundered by Hollywood for use in the 21st century, though they keep getting scarily close. The clown prince of darkness, Adam Sandler, has circled around the idea for a few years now, which makes my bowels liquefy thinking about it. If I had to have a remake of Summer School, at least they could use Bradley Cooper. Have you ever looked into his eyes?

Growing up, it always made the thought of summer school seem less like the last resort for the bad kids to graduate, and more like a party. Thankfully, I never had to find out.

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Bree Olsen, Dave Attell and Sunny Leone host the AVNs.

We know we're the biggest state in the lower 48, but there seems to be an inordinate number of porn stars that come from the Lone Star State. Some were born here, some were born elsewhere and raised here, but most of them claim with pride their Texas roots, and a few were on hand at the AVN Awards this weekend.

For the uninitiated, Adult Video News is a trade mag that caters to the porn industry, and every year they hold an Oscars of debauchery, the AVN Awards. The awards ceremony features categories like Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Best Anal, Best Renting Title of the Year (last year's winner was Batman XXX: A Porn Parody), Best New Starlet and, believe it or not, Best Screenplay.

This year the ceremonies, which take place in Vegas, were hosted by comedian Dave Attell, Penthouse Pet Sunny Leone and former Charlie Sheen goddess Bree Olsen. Olsen, who won the AVN award for Best New Starlet in 2008, was born in Texas.

Check out the other Texas stars in our photos below, and then check out our full slideshow from the AVN awards ceremony and parties.

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Today is actress Jodie Sweetin's birthday. The co-star of television's Full House turns 30 today, making us all who grew up with her immediately old. Considering that Jonathan Taylor Thomas turned 30 himself a few months back, I should be looking into getting my affairs in order.

As Pink Floyd sang, "You're older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death."

Sweetin's character, the meddlesome and whiny middle sister Stephanie Tanner, was one of the most annoying little sisters in television history. This is the same broad who turned down Duckface in season three and really awful alterna-teens friends in later seasons.

I never liked her much, preferring the thick and sensual DJ Tanner or Aunt Rebecca for my preteen fantasy fodder. Though in the end, Sweetin would out-hot them all. Here, look at her now. Rarr!

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Today Jim Carrey turns 50 years old, and the rubber-faced fartsmith has been delighting millions since we first saw him on The Duck Factory. Or was it Once Bitten with Lauren Hutton? Or Fox's In Living Color? The man had a lot of career stops and starts before he started speaking out of his butt cheeks in 1994's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

I count myself as one of those millions who grew up with Carrey, from the Ventura movies, Dumb & Dumber, his turn as the Riddler in Batman Forever, and onto Man On The Moon, which saw him inhabit the spirit of his hero, auteur Andy Kaufman. There was nothing he could do wrong.

Who could forget The Mask, the last and only movie where Cameron Diaz was attractive? I even loved The Cable Guy, when everyone called it over-reaching garbage. I was 13 at the time, but still...

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With the recent torrential rains, holiday hangovers, and that pesky flu/cold/death bug floating around, a lot of you have probably been spending more time on the couch or in your beds recuperating, or at least lounging. Lucky bastards. We all have our little rituals we go about when we are down for the count. Some people eat dodgy take-out Chinese or gut-busting pizza, make salty canned soup, listen to dreary music, or pop in their favorite movies.

I know when I am hungover, sick, or blah, I have my poisons. Hungover Craig watches This Is Spinal Tap, which is like greasy Mexican food for my soul. When I am sick and or dying -- at least I think -- I watch The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years and when I am blah and restless, the only thing that cures my malaise is watching Daniel Plainview chew scenery and beat down Eli Sunday in There Will Be Blood.

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Just in time to make you feel awful about yourself and your soon-to-be-failed New Year's fitness resolutions comes this collection of the hottest fitness babes of all time. Don't worry, I'm a dude and even some of these ladies' abs make me feel like Jabba the Hutt after Thanksgiving dinner. Plus, the need of rock-hard buns goes across gender lines.

Before I set out to create this collection, I didn't know that country legend Tanya Tucker, TV vixen Heather Locklear and old-school triple threat Debbie Reynolds even made fitness videos, let alone knew how to sweat. And wait, is that Mary Hart, late of Entertainment Tonight, on here? Be careful, should could give you a seizure.

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