Doesn't Jude Law Have Five Kids? Makes sense. Compared to that, being trapped with a bunch of stinky dudes in a Soviet-era submarine sounds positively relaxing.
Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three-and-a-half Cary Grants out of five.
Brief Plot Synopsis: Disgruntled sub captain hunts for sunken treasure, paternal redemption.
Tagline: "Brave the deep. Find the gold. Trust no one."
Better Tagline: "Scenes from a class struggle in Batumi."