Is It Worth The 20 Year Wait? Nothing is worth a 20-year wait, except perhaps the reunion of the cast of D2: The Mighty Ducks. Because really, who wasn't looking forward to that?
Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: One bottle of Turbo Lax out of five.
Brief Plot Synopsis: Moronic duo trek across America to find one's long lost daughter while contemplating the paradox of existence. They also fart a lot.
Tagline: "The average person uses 10 percent of their brain capacity. Imagine what they could do with 1 percent."
Better Tagline: "The sequel no one wanted, including the cast and filmmakers."