Peter Jackson Is Done With Middle Earth, Right? So he says. Here's a little exercise in masochism for you: once BotFA is released on DVD, watch all six movies back to back (special editions, of course). That's probably close to 30 hours.
Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two-and-a-half Orson Beans out of five.
Brief Plot Synopsis: Short person tries to prevent war, mostly gets in the way. Like they do.
Tagline: "Witness the defining chapter of the Middle Earth saga."
Better Tagline: "What Would Legolas Surf?"