What Are Your Favorite Empires? Strikes Back and Queensryche's.
Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: One-and-a-half Abs of Steel videotapes out of five.
Brief Plot Synopsis: Athenian general unites Greek city-states in order to repel Persian invasion via mass disembowelments.
Tagline: "Seize your glory."
Better Tagline: "Seize this, honkus."